MY FRIEND APPLIED TO 87 REMOTE JOBS ON LINKEDIN. ZERO RESPONSES. ZERO INTERVIEWS.
Then I gave his CV to Claude and he got 7 interview invitations in 11 days.
Here are the 7 prompts and the exact filters we used:
1. Curriculum Improvement
«This is my current curriculum: [PASTE]. Rewrite it to maximize interview conversions using quantifiable results, powerful action verbs, and an ATS-optimized format»
2. Professional Alignment Analysis
«This is my career trajectory: [PASTE EXPERIENCE]. Analyze it and list 10 well-paid job positions for which I am qualified, ranked by salary potential and market demand»
3. Curriculum Compatibility Audit
«Job Description: [PASTE JOB AD]. Curriculum: [PASTE]. Compare both, identify the missing keywords, and rewrite my curriculum so that it reaches 90%+ in ATS systems»
4. Strategy to Be Prepared for the Interview
«Position: [ROLE]. Create 15 realistic questions for the job interview and provide safe and eloquent sample answers for practice»
5. Test Development Plan
«Function: [POSITION]. Generate three project ideas or Portfolio items that I can complete this week to demonstrate my skills and immediately boost your credibility»
6. Bookmark to maximize salary
"I just received a job offer for [AMOUNT]. Draft a polite but persuasive script to negotiate a compensation between 15% and 20% higher without seeming demanding"
7. Follow-up Strategy
«Recruiter: [NAME]. Position: [ROLE]. Write a brief and engaging follow-up message that reminds them of my qualifications and keeps me effectively on your mind»
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IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, YOUR FAMILY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ACCESS A SINGLE THING YOU OWN DIGITALLY.
BANK ACCOUNTS. PASSWORDS. CLOUD STORAGE. ALL OF IT PERMANENTLY LOCKED AWAY.
HERE'S HOW TO FIX IT IN 30 MINUTES:
- iPhone Users
Settings > your name > Sign-In & Security > Legacy Contact
Assign someone you trust. An access key linked to them is generated.
The moment they present that key along with a death certificate, your entire iCloud will open up. Photos, files, emails, notes. Everything.
Skip this and your family will spend months battling bureaucracy with no guarantee that it will work.
- Google Accounts
Set a timer for how long Google waits before taking action. Then assign people and decide exactly what each one can see. One person gets Gmail. Another gets Drive. Another gets Photos. You control the split.
Google checks with you first. No response means the people you chose gain access automatically.myaccount.google.com/inactive
THEY HANDED ME A $50 “COURTESY” VOUCHER AT THE BAGGAGE DESK AND SMILED LIKE THEY’D DONE ME A FAVOR.
I KEPT THE VOUCHER.
THEN I OPENED MY LAPTOP AND USED A 1999 INTERNATIONAL TREATY THEY NEVER MENTION AT CHECK-IN.
TOTAL RECOVERED: $1,650.
HERE ARE THE 3 LEGAL WEAPONS MOST PASSENGERS NEVER KNOW THEY HAVE:
The Psychology
Why $50?
Because it is calibrated to feel generous enough that you sign the back,where the fine print says “acceptance of goodwill, full and final settlement.”
That voucher is not a refund. It is a liability contract disguised as kindness.
Never sign it. Never spend it. Treat it like a parking ticket from someone who hit your car.
Weapon 1: The Montreal Convention
There is a treaty called the Montreal Convention. Airlines cannot opt out. It is baked into your ticket whether they mention it or not.
For checked baggage delays on international flights, they are strictly liable up to 1,131 Special Drawing Rights,about $1,500 USD.
The key word is *delay*, not loss.
A 72-hour delay means you can claim emergency purchases: clothes, toiletries, phone chargers, even a suit for your meeting. “Reasonable necessity” is the legal standard, not “what the airline feels like.”
BREAKING: AI CAN NOW BUILD FINANCIAL MODELS LIKE GOLDMAN SACHS ANALYSTS (FOR FREE).
HERE ARE 12 CLAUDE PROMPTS THAT REPLACE $150K/YEAR INVESTMENT BANKING WORK (SAVE FOR LATER)
1/ DCF Valuation Model
You are a Senior Analyst at Goldman Sachs. I need a complete DCF (Discounted Cash Flow) valuation model for [COMPANY NAME].
Please provide:
- Free cash flow projections: Next 5 years with growth assumptions
- WACC calculation: Cost of equity + cost of debt breakdown
- Terminal value: Both perpetuity growth and exit multiple methods
- Sensitivity analysis: How value changes with different assumptions
- Discount rate justification: Why we chose this WACC
- Key drivers: What makes cash flow go up or down
- Comparable companies: How our assumptions compare to peers
- Valuation range: Bull case, base case, bear case scenarios
Format as investment banking pitch book valuation page with clear formulas.
Company: [DESCRIBE COMPANY, INDUSTRY, FINANCIALS]
2/ Three-Statement Financial Model
You are a VP at Morgan Stanley. I need a complete three-statement model for [COMPANY NAME].
Please provide:
- Income statement: Revenue, costs, EBITDA, net income (5 years)
- Balance sheet: Assets, liabilities, equity (5 years)
- Cash flow statement: Operating, investing, financing activities (5 years)
- Link formulas: How statements connect (net income → cash flow → balance sheet)
- Working capital: How AR, inventory, and AP change
- Debt schedule: Principal payments and interest expense
- Key assumptions: Revenue growth, margins, capex as % of sales
- Error checks: Balance sheet balancing and circular references
Format as Excel-style model with formulas explained in plain English.
Company: [DESCRIBE BUSINESS, CURRENT FINANCIALS, GROWTH STAGE]
🚨 BREAKING: Claude has a feature called “ADHD Executive Function Mode”.
You can use it to hack your brain’s dopamine and finish a week of work in just 4 hours.
Here are 7 prompts to activate it:
1. The Task Paralysis Destroyer
Prompt:
“I’m staring at [Task] and I can’t start. Break this into ‘ridiculously small’ steps that take less than 1 minute each. Give me the first step and tell me exactly where to place my hands to begin.”
2. The Dopamine Menu Architect
Prompt:
“I’m feeling understimulated. Create a ‘Dopamine Menu’ with 5-minute ‘Appetizers’ (quick movement), 20-minute ‘Main Courses’ (deep work), and 10-minute ‘Side Dishes’ (creative play) to keep my brain engaged.”