MY FRIEND APPLIED TO 87 REMOTE JOBS ON LINKEDIN. ZERO RESPONSES. ZERO INTERVIEWS.
Then I gave his CV to Claude and he got 7 interview invitations in 11 days.
Here are the 7 prompts and the exact filters we used:
1. Curriculum Improvement
«This is my current curriculum: [PASTE]. Rewrite it to maximize interview conversions using quantifiable results, powerful action verbs, and an ATS-optimized format»
2. Professional Alignment Analysis
«This is my career trajectory: [PASTE EXPERIENCE]. Analyze it and list 10 well-paid job positions for which I am qualified, ranked by salary potential and market demand»
3. Curriculum Compatibility Audit
«Job Description: [PASTE JOB AD]. Curriculum: [PASTE]. Compare both, identify the missing keywords, and rewrite my curriculum so that it reaches 90%+ in ATS systems»
4. Strategy to Be Prepared for the Interview
«Position: [ROLE]. Create 15 realistic questions for the job interview and provide safe and eloquent sample answers for practice»
5. Test Development Plan
«Function: [POSITION]. Generate three project ideas or Portfolio items that I can complete this week to demonstrate my skills and immediately boost your credibility»
6. Bookmark to maximize salary
"I just received a job offer for [AMOUNT]. Draft a polite but persuasive script to negotiate a compensation between 15% and 20% higher without seeming demanding"
7. Follow-up Strategy
«Recruiter: [NAME]. Position: [ROLE]. Write a brief and engaging follow-up message that reminds them of my qualifications and keeps me effectively on your mind»
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It broke down my entire life with an unsettling precision.
No horoscopes. No tarot. Just pure artificial intelligence.
Here are 7 prompts you should try ↓
1. Childhood Context Decoder
My date of birth is [DD/MM/YYYY]. Using global events, cultural changes, and generational psychology, describe the most common childhood experiences of people born during this period. Focus on shared influences, formative environments, and how these shaped the early mindset, behavior, and identity.
2. Personality Evolution Map
Using [DD/MM/AAAA] as a reference point, describe the personality traits and worldviews that I likely developed over time. Compare these patterns with people born before and after to highlight what uniquely defines the thinking, values, and motivations of my generation.
You’re bored because you don’t do side quests, bro.
Life is more than just work and bed rotting.
Here are 50 side quests to complete:
→ Wake up before sunrise and walk without headphones
→ Take yourself on a solo coffee date (no phone)
→ Learn 10 constellations and find them
→ Write a letter you'll never send
→ Cook a dish from a country you've never visited
→ Read a physical book outside
→ Map your favorite neighborhood spots
→ Make bread or pasta by hand
→ Walk your usual route at a different time
My grandparents were married for 60 years. One day I asked my grandfather: "What is the secret to loving the same woman your whole life?" He didn't laugh, he didn't say "communication," he didn't say "romantic dates." He looked at my grandmother, who was in the kitchen, and said: "You don't love the same...
...woman." That threw me off. He said: "She changes every few years. And if you don't update the way you love her, you lose her."
He told me that the girl he married at 22 wasn't the same at 30. Motherhood had changed her. Loss had changed her. Time had...
it had changed. “At 40,” she said, “I needed more respect than romance. At 50, I needed more companionship than passion. At 60, I needed more companionship than promises.” And each time she changed, he had two options: complain that “she was no longer the way she used to be” or get to know her again.
GOODBYE, FUND MANAGERS. GOODBYE, BLOOMBERG TERMINAL.
The $24,000/year in subscriptions is over.
Claude has just turned my laptop into a private quantitative analyst.
Here are 10 prompts to build your own hedge fund at home ↓
1. Top-down macro analysis
Prompt:
"Search the web (Fed, ECB, recent macro data) for the current macroeconomic context: inflation, rates, GDP, employment. Tell me which sectors/assets have historically outperformed in this exact environment, with 3 comparable historical examples, expected timeframe, and 3 sources."
2. Detection of insiders buying
Prompt:
"Search OpenInsider, SEC Form 4, and recent news: 6 stocks with significant insider purchases in the last 30 days (>$100K). For each one: ticker, insider's position, amount purchased, purchase price vs current price, context (what does the insider know?) and linked source."
Flight for $879. I paid $299.
No points. No affiliations. No VPN.
Here are 8 prompts I used to travel like a pro↓
1. Optimal Dates Scanner
«Analyzes the most economical departure and return dates within a [X days] interval around the [target date]. Compares combinations and justifies which are the 3 best options with detailed reasoning»
(Claude 4.6 explains the why. ChatGPT only lists)
2. Hidden Flight Searcher
«List all flights from [origin] to [destination] for the next [X weeks], including low-cost airlines, regional ones, and lesser-known connections. Sort by total actual price, not base fares»