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May 28 β€’ 5 tweets β€’ 1 min read β€’ Read on X
Another stupid poem I wrote.
Enjoy! Or not.
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/1🧡
I'm an oligarchic tech-bro with a psychopathic streak
If I wasn't rich beyond belief you'd all call me a freak
I surround myself with sycophants, all of whom I pay
To clap and nod and go along with everything I say.
/2🧡
I bought myself some politicians
They think they run the place
The truth is this - I pull the strings -
They all know their place.
I've convinced myself I'm really smart, and the evidence is clear
I don't think anything you say is worth my time to hear.
/3🧡
My A.I. thing is working hard to take your job away
So cut my grass and feed my kids while your world fades to grey.
/4 🧡 FIN Image
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