In "Software 2.0," we were agriculturalists. We’d get a task—a refactor, a new UI—and instinctively size up the Gestation Period.
Every project had its "Appointed Hour" before it could be born into the world.
We sized our work by a biological clock:
🐣 Chicken (21 days): A bug fix.
🐑 Lamb (5 mos): A new feature.
👶 Human (9 mos): A product launch.
🐘 Elephant (2 yrs): That legacy migration everyone fears.
We accepted the delay as the natural order of things.
As devs, we "lived in the end" of a working solution, but the "Bridge" to get there was a slow, rhythmic grind of syntax and manual debugging.
The struggle was the proof of the work. If it didn't take "Human" or "Elephant" time, it wasn't considered "real" engineering.