Day 2: Top Goalscorers in European Club Competitions
Goals by full Northern Ireland internationals in the UEFA Champions Cup/League, Cup Winners' Cup, Fairs/UEFA Cup/Europa League, Conference League, Super Cup & Intertoto Cup
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20. Michael Gault
1 #NornIron cap (2008)
3 European goals
Linfield, Ballymena United
19. Jim Cleary
5 #NornIron caps (1982-1984)
3 European goals
Portadown, Glentoran
We all know, but for an incorrect off-side flag, #NornIron would've won the 1982 World Cup. I'd not be so bold as to say we'd definitely have followed that up with a Euro 84 win had we correctly qualified based on our H2H record vs West Germany but ...
... given our record against these teams, we'd definitely have made the semis. We beat Spain in Spain, we finished above Portugal in the 1982 qualifiers and did the double over of Romania in the 86 qualifiers ...
In the semis we'd have faced Denmark, and in 1986 we drew with them, so presumably they'd have lost again on pelanties ...
Can you Adam n Eve it? 30 years on from the Bermuda Triangle debacle, misfortune hits the #NornIron squad once again shortly after their arrival in France for Euro 2016...
... the #NornIron team coach is hijacked by French farmers after the Executive refused to serve frogs legs in the Stormont cafeteria, and the team held hostage...
... the Irish FA's offer a 50 Franc note that is found down the back of the sofa as way of a ransom is refused, so instead they're on the phone to UEFA to gain permission to select a new squad of 23 ...
The #NornIron's team flight to Mexico for the 1986 World Cup disappears through that wormhole over the Bermuda Triangle. So, we're on the phone to FIFA again for dispensation to replace the squad (don't worry, the original team all re-appear through a plot hole two weeks later)..
Wigan manager Bryan Hamilton, working as a pundit for ITV, ditches the shiny suit to step in as boss. He is assisted by captain and BBC pundit Martin O'Neill, who has only recently been beaten in his long fight against injury, so missing the tournament. Which 22 will they pick?
1. GK. George Dunlop (Linfield) 1 cap. Selected for Spain 82, he won his only cap against Israel in 1984 but surprisingly missed out on the squad this time. The only viable option as starting number 1!
Step with me, if you will, through a worm-hole, back to 1982. #NornIron have qualified for the World Cup for the first time in 24 years, but misfortune hits on the Airplane flight...
#GAWA
The entire squad eats the fish, contracting food poisoning and are ruled out for the duration of the tournament. Danny Blanchflower, in Spain reporting for the Express newspaper, agrees to step in as temporary #NornIron manager, just three years after leaving the post.
Frantic phone calls to Joao Havelange in Zurich allowed Blanchflower to select a replacement 22 man squad, allowing selections beyond the provisional 40-man panel Billy Bingham had selected. So who are the new #GAWA 22?