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T. Lee @curvegawdess
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THIS HEFFA GOES "Well how do we know you ain't just another one of his side chicks?"..........
GIRL EXCUSE ME!?
The wife looks at Drew and starts snapping in some language that I can't even understand. I'm screaming at him like "YO GET THIS STRAIGHT!!"
The side chick behind me still talking crazy. Drew on hush mouth. And there's a gun pointed at me and a pregnant chick. I JUST WANNA GO HOME
The wife starts laughing uncontrollably. I'm about to pee myself, (Gun-in-hand) she reaches inside her purse and throws some papers at Drew.
Then the wife goes "Well... i guess now's the time to tell you that I'm pregnant too"
But y'all..........
I AINT GAF ABOUT NONE OF THAT!!!!
But anyway y'all....
At this point, the wife has calmed down a little. But she still has the gun in her hand. And I still have to AT LEAST grab my keys & purse
I risk it all and just try to grab my stuff and walk out... Naw lol nice try
So I'm trying to rationalize with the wife. I'm like "Look. If you just let me show you our texts, you'll see I'm telling the truth wtf???"
Meanwhile..theres a knock on the door. So Im thinking this is the perfect time to make a run for it. Yell. Something
This FOOL had ordered a WHOLE DRIVER to chauffeur him and Holly Homewrecker for their weekend of abhorrent adultery
Keep in mind her car had been running this entire time. Door open & all. better be glad we werent in the hood or her shit would've been gone
There's still absolute chaos with everyone arguing. The front door had to be open still because the driver came inside.
The driver is walking through the house like "Mr. (Drew's last name)!" Is everything ok? As soon as he reached our room, I took O F F
I grabbed whatever I could and I headed for the front door in pure bliss like
Got to my car.... DROPPED MY KEYS I N S I D E THE HOUSE
At this point, it's live or die. She prob has the driver as hostage. I have a decision to make.
So I hop my ass right in her car and skrt off
I didn't even get to the stop sign before I turned around to go back. I was thinking to myself "Tallia. What have you become?"
I pull back up to the house and creep back inside. HA! my keys are right there by the door.
OF COURSE I GRAB MY KEYS AND SKIDADDLE TF UP OUTTA THERE IN SHAMBLES BC I CHEATED DEATH
Me and @__QNSx saw Holly Homewrecker out not too long ago
But we'll talk about that another time.
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