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Can't hold it in any longer; time for an eclipse thread. Emoji science:
Path of totality across the United States

ref m.accuweather.com/en/weather-new…
Eclipse countdown clock for your location timeanddate.com/countdown/ecli…
Silly jokes to make while waiting:
👄👄👄 <-- apackolips
📎📎📎 <-- paperclips
💫💫💫 <-- an ellipse
🍪🍪🍪 <-- chocolate chips
🚀🚀🚀 <-- rocket ships
While we're talking about the moon, more emoji science:
🌞 🌎 <- New Moon

🌞 🌎 <- Full Moon
How to watch the eclipse safely (sunglasses aren't enough) accuweather.com/en/weather-new…
More silly jokes
I redid the text, but the original idea is from:
Ending thread with the very worst joke 😎
Another time calculator: shows when and how much for your zip code. google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thev…?amp=1
New thread end with even worse joke 🙃
Well played, NASA
I found the rounded shadows especially fascinating. There are lovely examples by TinyWild at tinywild.deviantart.com/journal/Eclips…
Open exposure series beautifully demonstrates transition into totality. (@JRobersonPhoto, is this your photo?) ref tampabay.com/news/science/s…
Earth is only planet in solar system in which total solar eclipse occurs. What eclipse looks like on other planets:
Glorious photo of totality taken at high altitude during flight #SolarEclipse2017
Chart shows how eclipse was viewed throughout much of North America #SolarEclipse2017
A few more 2017 solar eclipse pics. Look closely at the owl's eye! Reply with your favorites. 🌎 🌑🌞
See more at 👉🏽 skyandtelescope.com/astronomy-news…
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