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Over the years I've been asked by so many drunk people about how two women have sex so I'm gonna clear it up right here on twitter dot com
First of all genitalia is irrelevant, I'm no transphobe. All you need is to identify as a lady person and get ur also lady identifying lover
So first both of you must remove your flannels, simultaneously. The timing is important. Lock eyes and take that thrifted men's flannel off.
Next sit down, hold hands, and talk about your childhood traumas. Say things like "wow that must have been hard for you" and nod a lot.
Find the nearest cat and aggressively tell it how beautiful it is. Shower the cat in love.
Optional, go give each other undercuts in your bathroom.
Lastly you're gonna wanna call the U-Haul company. Ring them up and ask questions about rates and fees. This should take u both to orgasm.
And that's it y'all. How two women have sex. Thanks for tuning in. Hope I could clear things up for you.
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