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In a complete reversal of "in by the time the street lights come on" norms my neighbor has sent her kids & their cousins out. I'm concerned
I assumed "out past streetlights was fed up mom" & it is not. It is illicit out late because older cousin babysitting.
Older cousin has a "little friend" over. I am assuming someone she is dating. It is too dark to see him, but he might be dead now.
There is clenched teeth whisper yelling. The kids are unbathed, did no homework & have been loud on the street. Mom got a call at work
She had to leave her job early & is losing some overtime pay. I...listen, I am 40 years old & I would never...I have sympathy rage now
Older cousin just met the little friend. Today. He has already fled the area. Mom is preaching from the Book of You Got Me Fucked Up
The little kids have gone inside (probably to get cleaned up), Older Cousin is attempting the "You're not my Mama" smart mouth
Cousin is now being reminded that not only can her Mama be contacted, Auntie doesn't give a fuck about being her mom. I...
So...here's where all I can say is FATHER GOD. Because she called auntie a bitch & Jesus cannot save her. Nothing can save her.
The whole damned building has stopped. Seriously, we are all holding our breath. Because her aunt has gone very very still. Oh lord...
Ah...well...auntie has a backhand that could put a tennis ball through a man. It may have snapped this child out of her death wish
Please spare me your expectations that no one slap the taste out of this girl's mouth. She got in her auntie's face & wrote this check.
She is going to march her little ass upstairs & help with the kids until her Mom gets here. She is free to tell Mom about this slap & why
Let me tell you, as bad as I was...there is no way in life I would ever want to be the child that had to explain...any of this...to anyone
Mom is apparently supposed to be here soon so...I hope this girl has a plan. And a plane ticket.
Either Mom is here or mom is really loud on the phone. Auntie is giving the rundown of her night & having to leave work. Teen is like:
Mom is running down what she's losing from her phone to her friends. She's grounded from everything. She's very upset. Auntie's like:
Mom is definitely here now & Older Cousin has been informed that if she ever again in her life fixes her mouth to do such a thing...
Her trip home is going to be the worst. Mom might be madder than her aunt. Like...
Mom is reading from the book of "You Embarrassed Me In The Street" & "I Raised You Better Than This" as she drags her to the car
I think that girl is allowed to breathe & go to school. That's it. She can't even speak where she's going. She's in trouble forever
Okay, I need to go back to working & maybe sleep, but if you like my stories? I do have a Patreon full of fiction. patreon.com/karnythia
Also as always any support is totally appreciated paypal.me/karnythia I just enjoy running my mouth.
Have a good night, never ever choose to act like my neighbor's niece. For your own good.
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