MANKIND IS INTRODUCED TO THE SUPERMAN
A fucking horse.
And now, back to HORSEMAN V SUPERHORSE: DAWN OF HORSE
They could've cut that "Economy Plus" joke. It wasn't funny. I'm trying to help here.
I watched it yesterday.
I can't tell if the movie's racist or the world is.
(Someone whispers something in Tony's ear)
Do NOT take Taylor Swift's advice under any circumstances.
And now, back to Hell.
"Wait, you killed Lois? Why..."
I'm starting to think the wrong Martha got killed.
if people hate him?
Does it hurt his feewings? HE'S FUCKING SUPERMAN, *BULLETS* DON'T HURT HIM
...something...just like dear old GRANNY used to brew...
Hang on, I gotta take a leak.
This scene is supposed to be this horrifying dramatic reveal and I cannot fucking stop laughing.
Look! Up in his apartment, weeping!
It's a nerd!
It's a pain!
...SUPER PERSECUTION COMPEX!!!
But how has Perry White still not figured it out?
you say those fucking words, my dick grows an extra two inches. OH damn that feels good.
That seems like a REALLY minor detail in the grand scheme.
Why, then, does Batman KILL PEOPLE IN THE VERY NEXT SCENE?!?
...did Superman just reference The Iron Giant referencing Superman?
Not just in this movie. In movies, in general.
And the wait was WAY too long.
"My mother was named Hippolyta."
"Well FUCK OFF then!"
(Diana gives the world's biggest "so fucking goddamn DONE with this shit" sigh)
...Dear GOD I miss Adam West.