ELLE NE VEUT PAS LE FAIRE. Because she already loves another dude, Henry of Guise (THERE ARE SO MANY HENRYS, Y'ALL.)
- Royal dads and husbands are rough, but god, Royal Brothers really suck the bag.
- Yes, maybe your uncle got drunk at your wedding reception, but was the word "massacre" employed to describe it? No? THEN YOU'RE GOOD.
- ET FIN.