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Thread by @MCJeffry: "Thread: Since being released from the BLOCKLIST I have been inundated by confused Tweeters asking me this question: N […]" #BlockedByChiefCovfefe #Trumpanzee #DREAMERS #TrumpRussia

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Thread: Since being released from the #BlockedByChiefCovfefe BLOCKLIST I have been inundated by confused Tweeters asking me this question:

Northern Resistance, how do I know if I'm a #Trumpanzee ?

So I have created this thread to try and help, cuz I'm nice like that!!
If you're getting ready to go to the polls in Alabama and cast your vote for a child molester...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you are rooting for the new tax plan, but concerned that your cousin-wife might lose coverage on her 2 existing teeth...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you like your White Russians WARM and STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your limp dick has caused you to go from decades of assaulting women, to bullying them online...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you go to church and light candles for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think TX and FL deserve Hurricane relief but "Aren't sure about Puerto Rico"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your idea of FUN is KILLING defenseless hibernating bears and wolves in their dens...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you're more upset about black people kneeling than U are about Nazis shooting into crowds of black people...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you've ever Googled "homosexual conversation therapy" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you didn't go to college but blame #DREAMERS that you can't find a job...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you believe that saving dying children from war torn countries will plunge your country into Sharia Law...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you LIE, than brag about your LIES, than brag about how you bragged about your LIES...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you chanted "LOCK HER UP" on the same day you committed treason...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you ever called into work with BONE SPURS, only to go play football with your buddies...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think James Woods and Scott Baio are more socially relevant than Eminem...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @becki_warms

If your pro-life, but you ask your mistress to get an abortion so your wife doesn't find out...

You might be a Trumpanzee.
@becki_warms Courtesy of @becki_warms

If U trashed @MichelleObama 4 wearing a sleeveless dress, but R fine with Melania's nudes...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you can't decide between "Blood & Soil" or "Guns & Oil"…

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you simply cannot find a woman in a hijab sexy…

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you constantly have to correct people by saying "No, I'm a White NATIONALIST!" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you're ok with launching an 8th Benghazi probe while staying silent on Niger...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you think Sean Hannity is being blackballed from a Pulitzer Prize...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you think Climate Change means switching the thermostat from Heat to Cool...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If your dentist charges you BY THE TOOTH...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If Tiki Torches was the biggest deduction on your tax return...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you haven't been laid since yer sister got a boyfriend...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you commit treason, without Googling "What is the penalty for treason?" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you are a white male, didn't go to college and have ever referred to your daughter as a hot piece of ass

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If U don't care that 45 is protecting the corrupt banks because all ur money is buried under the still...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you are thinking Alabama might be a great place to retire...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you are hawt for Sarah Huckabee Sanders because you admire her ummm, well, uhhh...yea I got nothin...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you think your inbred schizophrenic cousin Darrell has the right to own 20 assault rifles...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you believe in "Adam & Eve" but not "Adam & Steve" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you tout your 1st amendment right to free hate speech, but want to silence the press...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If your kids could "goose step" before they could ride a bike...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you refuse to wear a condom because whatever happens is God's will...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you don't mind the new black kid at school because he really get's after the quarterback...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you're a grandmother, and still in your 20's...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you pray to a cross Sunday morning and then burn one Sunday night...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you ever taken your lawnmower, to go get groceries...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you've looked everywhere but can't find a picture of yourself without a baseball cap...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you consider Trailer Park Boys to be "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama If you believe someone other than Ted Cruz 'liked" that porn video on Twitter...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama Courtesy of @Miliano5

If you go to family reunions to "Meet chicks"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you PEAKED in high school...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you thought it was a historic moment when 45 met with the President of the Virgin Islands...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you have any ALL LIVES MATTER clothing at all...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U think Kaepernick taking a knee in protest is more of a scandal than hookers taking a knee for Jerry Jones...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you consider a couple million South Koreans "collateral damage" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you think a joke about "hanging all gay people" is even a little bit funny...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you OPPOSE LGBTQ rights, but have been EXPOSED for hiring teenage male prostitutes…

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you look at ur daughter and think "Yea I'd hit that"…

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you have more GUNS in your house than TEETH in your mouth...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you had to pay import duties and taxes on 2 out of your 3 wives...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U feel bad for the poor men who sexually assault women because they can't resist their provocative clothing...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you feel joy when a crowd chants to HANG a war hero who is battling brain cancer…

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you think Golden Shower parties are making a come back...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you EVER donated to any organization that was searching for Barack Obama's birth certificate...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you believe Viagra should be covered under your health insurance, but birth control should not...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you believe that dead US soldiers arriving at the airport is a great opportunity to squeeze in 18 holes...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you believe transgender people are more likely to sexually assault someone in a bathroom than the POTUS...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you believe someone who calls Nazis "good people" is a true friend of Israel...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you believe FOX News is the only people you can trust because they "really get you" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you are OK with gays as long as they keep it to themselves...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U appoint an anti abortion extremist to lock up pregnant teen immigrants & not allow them to see a doctor...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you "don't mind" black people, but "Don't want your daughter marrying one"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U think there's a child sex ring operating in the basement of a pizza place, "that doesn't have a basement"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U think men should control women's bodies because we need more white babies…

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U think Lyin Ted, LIL Marco and Low Energy Jeb won't be the first ones to turn on you when time is right...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U look at a 12 yr old girl and think U should get her number so U can call her in 4 years when she's legal...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U call the brown person a terrorist but the white person a patriot...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If U believe this moron is allowing Putin to control him like a bitch, without a pee pee tape in his office...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If Steve Bannon is your idea of the superior race...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If foreplay for you is being called "My Little Creamsicle" with a Russian accent...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If destroying world’s largest sockeye salmon run to open a gold mine for billionaires seems like a good idea...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you believe that 15 women & dozens of witnesses all started collaborating against Donald Trump decades ago...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you have more people protesting OUTSIDE your events than attending INSIDE your events...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you, or anyone you know, have ever been to Nambia...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you get up in the morning and brush your tooth...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you think a record 8 years of economic growth has ANYTHING do with Trumpkov...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you think adding the words "Believe Me" to the end of every lie, fools smart people even once...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you refuse to provide services to the LGBTQ community and cite "religious freedom" as your reason...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If MORE SPRAY TAN is on your weekly grocery list...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If you think Barack Obama didn't do a very good job on 9/11...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy

If ur lawn furniture doubles as ur living room furniture...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy

If someone yells Hoe Down and your girlfriend hits the floor...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 If the stock market crashes, and it doesn't affect you one bit...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 Courtesy of @connywithay2

If you think there's a safe level of lead for your drinking water...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 Courtesy of @connywithay2

If you would take a trip in a time machine to when only white men had any rights...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 If your IQ is SO HIGH that you spoke COVFEFE to the PRECEDENT of NAMBIA while explaining the BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE on the night of the TERRORIST ATTACK IN SWEDEN...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 If you believe the guy who prosecuted the KKK for the murder of 4 little black girls is "soft on crime"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 If you think "meth" is one of the 4 food groups...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 If you have been thrown out of the Alabama Supreme court, the mall food court and the YMCA basketball court...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 If your idea of a good time is heading down to the mall to pick up chicks...AND YOU'RE IN YOUR 30's...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 Courtesy of @nochance56

If your family tree has no branches...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you stop in at a rally to protest Black Lives Matter, on your way to your weekly NAMBLA meeting...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you've ever argued with someone and said "Because I saw it in InfoWars"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you get the family discount AT THE STD CLINIC...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you don't think DOUG JONES is completely amazing awesome incredible tough resilient and a hero that will make the greatest senator Alabama has ever had...

You might be a...wait I am not even gonna tarnish this post with that word...VOTE DOUG JONES!!!
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 Courtesy of @Miliano5

If you snort "Bring it home to daddy!" during sex...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you and your sister share herpes cream...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you mother has ever won the family booger toss competition...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you you haven't ALREADY LEFT the PARTY OF PEDOPHILES...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you have already ordered your "WE LOVE LOUISE MENSCH" bumper sticker...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you still haven't been #BlockedByChiefCovfefe ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you deny the allegations, tweet that you are taking names and threaten legal action and law suits that you never actually follow through on...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you worked for Rupert Murdoch, have been an alt right conservative your entire life, had your picture taken with Milo and expect smart people to believe you suddenly switched sides when Trumpov got elected...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 If you expect people to believe you "Saw the pee pee tape" because you have a picture of a stealth bomber as your wallpaper and an eagle as your profile pic...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 Courtesy of @Jim26128472

If you threw your Keurig machine off the balcony or burned your favorite player's football jersey...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you have to apologize to your evangelical christian constituents for the naked photo of your saggy balls circulating the internet...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you are reporting people who are #BlockedByChiefCovfefe , for putting in their taglines that they are #BlockedByChiefCovfefe ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you have to admit to the world that you are supporting a pedophile, because you need a distraction from your treasonous #TrumpRussia scandal...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you think you're #winning ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 Courtesy of @Jim26128472 (good one lol)

If every political argument you ever made is taken from a bumper sticker on your pick up truck...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you believe that the #BlockedByChiefCovfefe BLOCK LIST is "Fake News" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you believe that one person can block 700,000 accounts in 3 months...

You might be a #Trumpanzee

#ChiefCovfefeInc
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you've ever advertised on Facebook and click the Jew hater option...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you've donated money to the "Help Find Bernie Bernstein Fund"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you've ever pulled up your jogging pants and your boob fell out the bottom...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 Courtesy of @Jim26128472 🤣

If you are in a room with your aunt, sister, niece, mother, cousin and your daughter and theres only three people present...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If you just renewed your membership to #FailingMarALago ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 Courtsey of @connywithay2 👍👍

If you're proud that we are the only country not in the Paris Accord...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 Courtesy of @becki_warms

If you whined about presidents who play golf, and then played golf while occupying the Oval Office...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If they set up Police barricades at high school football games to keep you away from the cheerleaders...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 If every time you hear a song by the ANTI TRUMP ROCK BAND @TheUSASingers you have to run for your Epi-Pen...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If while most of your LIBERAL family is enjoying a nice Thanksgiving feast, your side of the family is sitting in the corner picking bugs out of each other's hair...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If all Lavars look the same to you...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If you "have the best words" but just don't know how to spell any of them...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If you had shortness of breath, profuse sweating or fits of rage when Shep Smith of Fox News DEBUNKED the URANIUM ONE CONSPIRACY THEORY...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If you don't mind hanging out with "colored people", as long as they can hit the ball 300+ yards...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If you have already pre-ordered your copy of the 2018 Guide To Deceiving Decent People Through Collusion, Misdirection & Alternative Facts...

You Might Be A #Trumpamzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers Courtesy of @TheUSASingers

If you are clearly more attracted to your daughter than you are to your wife...

You might be a #Trumpanzee

#FBR #FollowBackResistance
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If you think the best time to go stop taking your paranoia crazy pills is while updating a block list that affects hundreds of thousands of people...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers Courtesy of @becki_warms

If you think you ran a "Sting Operation" on Twitter with a blocklist...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers If you believe for a second that the NEW #BlockedByChiefCovfefe list is any different from the old one...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers Courtesy of Miliano (AND rated PG)

If instead of doing your job you poo-poo all over the internet because @TIME didn't make you #PersonOfTheYear2017...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers @TIME If you are still telling sexual harassment or battered women jokes...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers @TIME If you live in Alabama and frequently ask the question "Is she 16 yet?"

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@becki_warms @MichelleObama @Miliano5 @connywithay2 @nochance56 @Jim26128472 @TheUSASingers @TIME If reading the meme below causes shortness of breath, anxiety and the urge to throw your Keurig machine off the balcony...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you drop a racial slur about native Americans, in a room filled with native Americans...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you lie about being raped by Roy Moore, in an effort to discredit the women, who were actually raped by Roy Moore...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @Jim26128472 😂

If you try to downplay your father’s racist slur by comparing it to a Disney movie....

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you were ready to go to prison yourself, but because you involved your son in your treasonous plot, you flipped on Trumpkov and are now going to take down his whole family...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Sean @Jim26128472 lol nice one

If, after seeing Flynn plea to 1 charge in fed court, u have enuff bricks in your drawers to build a small home...

U might b a #Trumpanzee
If you ever locked yourself inside your office because the secret pervert button installed in your desk malfunctioned...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Sean @Jim26128472 @FoxNews

If u are a top 3 cable news channel and u r only talking about Franken and HRC on the day Flynn cops a deal...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If on the bleakest day yet of the Trumpkov Residency, knowing your days are numbered, you try and rush through a tax bill that will lead to the next recession...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think it must have been fun getting sexually harassed by THIS guy

You might be a #Trumpanzee

nbcnews.to/2i9FDQw
Courtesy of @TheUSASingers

If you think Trump/Russia is “fake news” and Pizzagate is “real news”....

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you like to treat your body like an amusement park while staring at the pictures on milk cartons...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @TheUSASingers

If you think America is going to accept @VP Mike Pence, @jeffsessions, Gorsuch, ANY of the federal judges appointed, or ANY law that has been passed by this administration after it all goes down in treasonous flames...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Edna Mode's Mind @connywithay2

If you think Pence did not know...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Sean @Jim26128472

If you think we haven't seen a tweet from Trump today because he dropped his phone in his golden toilet...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Sean @Jim26128472

If you think #magamorons are quiet today cuz they all went out and got jobs.....

You might be a #Trumpanzee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you've been watching the news all day but still haven't heard about Michael Flynn flipping on Trump...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think the @ExpectoResister gang is gonna help Trumpkov magically get out of this mess...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you are scanning MCJeffry's profile trying to dig up dirt or personal info...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Nowhere Girl @SelfImposedXile

If you have to ask yourself whether or not you are a #Trumpanzee...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of EdnaModesMind @connywithay2

If you make people apologize for pointing out that you stand to benefit mightily from the GOP tax cuts...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you earn betweem $50-$90K per year & are excited about the extra $50 per month the tax plan will give you, while giving billionaires more billions...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you were overjoyed watching a bunch of rich old white bigots celebrating the tax plan, while you just lost health care...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @eronel35 😂

If you campaigned on family values, are anti-same-sex-marriage, are married, loudly support Trump, then get caught having sex with a man, in your government office....

You might be a #Trumpanzee 🤔
If your collective family's IQ barely makes triple digits, got the unlimited internet package because of porn, but are "against net newtrality cuz the precedent says it's bad"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @Miliano5

If your tax rate just went from 10% to 12% and you're underwear-clad on the street screaming "MAGA!"

...You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Sean Hannitied @Jim26128472

If you were upset @FoxNews for having to report ACTUAL news yesterday....

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you learned more on December 1st about the Uranium 1 conspiracy theory than the Mueller Flynn Flip...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your "CHRISTIAN VALUES" prevent you from selling flowers to a gay couple, but allow you to vote a PEDOPHILE into the United States Senate...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think the Logan Act is irrelevant because it's 200 years old but quote scripture like southern baptist preacher to justify your bigotry...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you have one foot in the grave & pretend to be John Wayne but everyone at the dinner table knows you are just their racist old grandpa suffering from dementia...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Eronel @eronel35

If you’re asked by a @FoxNews about working with #RoyMooreChildMolester and your answer is “leave it to the voters”, but say Franken should resign in the same interview @tedcruz

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If ever since you got that John Wayne DVD Box Set for Xmas you are always running to the store for more Jergens and Kleenex...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you’re trolling for a racist, traitorous, treasonous, lecherous, vile, rotten, sexist, brain damaged, semi-literate, crude, cultureless, narcissistic, moronic, phony, dumb, morally bankrupt, lying, disgusting, bumbling, inept failed businessman...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you Tweet, and type "LOL" at the end of your own Tweet, then when nobody else laughs, RT with "LMAO", and when nobody else laughs, RT with "ROFLMAO"

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you still have a Scott Baio poster on your wall and have been getting your news from James Woods and Chuck Woolery Retweets...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If every time your lawyers beg you to STOP TWEETING you pick up your phone and incriminate yourself...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @ewoksamongus

If you drive an oversized, raised truck with a sticker saying “OreGUNian” and a picture of a rifle under it...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Edna Modes Mind @connywithay2

If you're celebrating tax cuts for which you will not qualify at all,..

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you start any sentence with "But her emails"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think the "blue dress" was anywhere near as powerful as the "blue wave"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think that might not have been 45's voice on the Access Hollywood bus...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you pop by the #FBR Sunday Funday and opine that the indictments are all done...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If the only reason you use a condom is because she's ur sister...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you, your daughter and ur granddaughter use the same ID to buy smokes...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you raised the secret Santa limit to $25 because there was a special on Tiki Torches...

You might be a Trumpanzee
If your lawyer has to bill you extra because you forced him to commit perjury...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think 31 meetings with a total of 19 Russians (subject to change) does not equal collusion...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If every December you are constantly told you aren't allowed to say Merry Christmas 🙄

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you and the wife sit down with your morning coffee and high five & cheer on Trumpkov's Twitter meltdowns...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you and your family are still getting together on the weekends to BBQ "Nothing Burgers" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your town smells like oil from the Keystone Pipeline and you still support the Keystone Pipeline...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you are watching the efforts of #TheResistance to unite around you, but are still adding accounts and subscribers to your block list...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you only started brushing your teeth because of the meth...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your sister buys you an hour session at the local Rub N Tug every Xmas so you will leave her alone...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Edna Mode's Mind @connywithay2

If you cheer when our federal lands are opened up for the extraction of fossil fuels which are destroying the planet...

You might be a #Trumpanzee.
Courtesy of Nowhere Girl @SelfImposedXile

If you spend all of your free time on liberal threads that insult you because you don’t have any friends of your own...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Edna Mode's Mind @connywithay2

If you are praying that the Rapture takes you before Mueller does...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your a social media platform that will suspend @Miliano5 , ten minutes after he tweets Undoculania's nudes but allows the Resident to retweet fake anti Muslim propaganda videos...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If even your DENTURES are getting tired of lying to the American people...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @TeaPainUSA (I kinda sorta stole it from him)

If you're upset that Russia isn't competing in the Olympics this year because you won't have a home team to root for...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Resitance Patronus @ExpectoResister

If you're all, 'Omg, Al Franken should resign, NOW!'
But not all, 'Omg, Trump should resign, NOW!'

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you block then unblock then block then unblock then block then unblock (heavy breathing) then block then unblock...then block then unblock (grabs railing) then block then unblock then block then unblock (sit down exhausted)...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of Nowhere Girl @SelfImposedXile

If the 2 LIKES and RETWEETS on your Hillary's E-mails tweet came from you and your mom...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
TY @ConnorsDante

If u believe someone w/ a ‘Fuck Trump & Fuck You for Voting for Him’ bumper sticker should b arrested, but wear these shirts in public:

‘Rope Tree Journalist Some Assembly Required’

#HillaryForPrison

Obama is a Muslim from Kenya

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you claim "atturnee client privlige" cuz ur cousin Darrell watched a lot of Matlock...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @ConnorsDante

If you think "America Is The Best Country In The Nation"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @ConnorsDante

If your parents ever said:

“Don’t you get learned with me boy. Bein’ clever ain’t gonna get you nowhere.” ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think we MUTE YOU, because we "Can't handle the truth"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think rallying black voters by saying you miss the good ole days of slavery is a good idea on the eve of the election is a good idea...

You might be a #Trumpanzee

#Bluewave
If you are a GOP politician and you DON"T THINK WE ARE FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION.....................

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think that #dotardtrump attacking a civil rights icon on the weekend that the Civil Rights Museum is to opened in Mississippi won't be the topic of the EVERY SERMON ON SUNDAY MORNING in Alabama...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you are excited that "Israel has been restored" because it will trigger the return of Jesus and the End Of Times...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you are one of the 3 homeless African Americans that go to Trump rallies wearing your "Blacks For Trump" shirts simply to put food in your bellies but never get shown on camera...

You might be a...nah I get it, you gotta do what you gotta do...peace out!!

#Trumpanzee
Courtesy Of @hounddog71 🤣

If you own 47 guns and five thousand rounds of ammo but blame Obama because you live in a run down house with tail lights on it...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you are at church in Alabama this morning preaching for a Roy Moore win...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you ever called someone LIBTARD thinking it would offend them only to realize WE WEAR THAT CHIT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Courtesy of @hounddog71

If your perverse sexual addictions got you banned from a Teen Gap but not from the Alabama senate...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you ever beat up a friend for joking about you being gay, and then worked the late shift at CounterChechyn's Glory Hole...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you ever yelled at your little brother to HOLD STILL so you could shoot an apple off his head...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your mom ever said "Let me take a hit off that pipe before I go to work"...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you've ever left your underwear in your SISTER'S BEDROOM...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you've said "Woohoo, 3 hots and a cot baby!!"

You might be a #Trumpanzee
Inspired by @Flyakite_

If the person u r trolling causes you to lose your shit after 3 tweets, without even breaking a sweat...

You might be a #Trumpanzee 😎
@Flyakite_ Courtesy of Edna Mode's Mind @connywithay2

If you don’t believe that the entire country, collectively and simultaneously, does this 🖕when they hear tRump speak...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@Flyakite_ If you throw on Deliverance "cuz it puts the old lady in the mood" ...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@Flyakite_ Courtesy of @Miliano5

If your older daughter gets all your attention because she plays hard to get...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@Flyakite_ Courtesy of @hounddog71

If you think ancestry.com is a dating site...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
@Flyakite_ If your still anxiously waiting for the official results from last night's election in Alabama because you believe Roy Moore still has a shot...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you fall in the shower, when you aren't even taking a shower...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If while getting your ass handed to you by resistance members online, your mom makes you clean your room...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If your jerk-off BF goes around Twitter asking hot girls for nudes, and you get pissed off and take it out on the hot girls...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you constantly hear the words "Don't touch me douchebag"...FROM YOUR SISTER...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If the only teeth in your mouth NOT on your Xmas list are your two FRONT ones...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you feel safer flying the friendly skies in 2018 thanks to Trump...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think Moscow is in the top 20 vacation destinations for black men from Wisconsin...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If the only reason you're not riding the Blue Wave yet is because monkeys can't swim..

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you think Dan Rather came out of retirement because he blew all his money on strippers and blow...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
If you cancelled your subscription to Breitbart and burned your I love Steve Bannon t-shirt today...

You might be a #Trumpanzee
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