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MD Kerr @m_d_kerr
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Ah, the regular Sunday question. Will Mr Food* Writer be all po-faced today or have me fanning myself frantically again? Let's see!

*Smut

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
We're halfway into the first paragraph and... we've already reached the thigh-spanking.

Sweet Christ.

*falls off the bed*

*continues reading on a cold hard floor, which might help*
But you know, it's not just about the sex. (That might be the cold hard floor speaking.) The man has a lovely way with words and eye for an apt metaphor, and... Oh look, it's all slid gracefully and discreetly back into DEFCON 1 sensuality.
Back to the 'It's not me, it's you" tightrope he likes to tread - he might fess up to the thigh-spanking (*falls off bed again*), but if you're reading "gaspingly, achingly" as anything other than fresh fungus, that's your lookout, you dirty thing.
See also, "brilliantly filthy".
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