a) has queer characters
b) has fat characters who aren't constantly described with distaste
c) isn't hip-deep in conservative gender nonsense
hook me up
"That you're safe..."
"That'll just depress them."
"And you'll see them again next summer."
"Do I have to?"
WHY ARE NONE OF THESE ADULTS INTERESTED IN HARRY'S WELLBEING?
a) an outlet for Harry's frustrated urges to help others and
b) Malfoy being a literal Death Eater, and acting like it
"Draco Malfoy is a bad boy!"
in which Kreacher & Dobby are pro- and anti-Malfoy fandom, respectively
"It's my nickname."
I LOVE HARRY POTTER.
(*do not do this)
YEAH, FUNNY, HUH
Harry asks the big questions.
"Where are you going, since you're neither?"
SIRIUS BLACK: A MERCILESS SAVAGE SINCE 11 YEARS OLD
1. A NICE PARALLEL WITH HIM BRINGING BABY HARRY TO PRIVET DRIVE AND
2. A REAL SAD TIME
*this is a joke, I will not do that