Thread by @whinychimchim

jikook social media au // up and coming youtuber jeon jungkook is just trying to update his viewers on when his next upload when he accidentally exposes his interest in camboy and popular nsfw twitter account baby_peach (jimin) ❣️

previously... on Jungkook Publicly Humiliates Himself...

jk's squad: AgustD and Namjoon. agustD is a amateur rapper who gained popularity after namjoon posted his first complete song on soundcloud (despite his protests). namjoon is jungkook's long suffering older brother who retweets pretty pictures and posts fake deep tweets at 2am 🍂

(Namjoon and Jungkook are half-brothers with different dad's- their mother remarried after splitting with Namjoon's father and had Jungkook with her new husband) (Namjoon likes to think he basically raised Jungkook despite only being 3 years older)

I guess we should probably check in on Jimin huh? And his very supportive and very dramatic best friend Taehyung

Tae mayyy have forgotten about Jimin's SFW account... (note: ignore time stamps on this thread plz... i'm still working out how to use this app but things are usually posted in order so just focus on that!)

Jimin's game plan: When in doubt.. post ass pics 😈

Jungkook has some things to get off his chest... Jimin is losing patience..

Jimin is sad... Namjoon and Yoongi are the world's worst relationship counsellors... Jungkook needs a drink (or 8)

after a long 80 years of working up the courage, practicing his greeting in the mirror, realising he is sending a DM so an in person greeting is useless and facepalming at his own stupidity... jungkook finally sends a DM

Introducing dance king Jung Hoseok.. and Taehyung's furry kink?? And some guy called Jin????

Kim Seokjin is flawless (or so Tae thinks). Once an Instagram celebrity now a signed model, his true passion is food. He likes to jokingly refer to himself a sugar baby who gets paid just to look pretty but the reality is he has enough money to be a sugar daddy at just 25 😩

The gang's all here so let's begin..

Park Jimin is a multi-faceted man.. and Jungkook is strugglin

Can someone PLEASE get Jimin some water the boy is DEHYDRATED

Real Emo Hours with Jeon Jungkook... But Yoongi and Namjoon are always there to help

Hello pot I'm kettle

When ur crush is succeeding and you wanna let him know you love him and support his dreams (and highkey wanna s his d)

Lonely hearts club 💔

Jungkook is me whenever anyone asks me to talk about my emotions🏃🏻‍♂️💨

Tae is Patrick Star rn 😟

Jungkook rn 😊🙌🏼🕺🏻 Jimin rn 😬

Tag yourself I'm Yoongi (& Tae... I spent so much money on halloween lootboxes.... 😬)

Tae misses ONE rehearsal... 😤

Jungkook: *googles "is it possible to dig a hole deep enough you'll fall into the molten lava below the Earth's crust"*

Just a couple of good old fashioned thirsty boys

Taehyung is... not a good influence... neither is Yoongi tbh

"A yes homo furry"

the biGGEST MOOD TO EVER MOOD

Taehyung will never ever understand the meaning of the term TMI

Taehyung wants to protect Jimin at all costs, proceeds to yell about how much he loves Jimin, and somehow in all of this gets himself a new follower....

Yoongi fucked up

(considering this is a jikook au and you all went into it wanting to read about jikook... are u chill with yoongi having a big ol' crush on ya boi tae)

How Yoongi thinks he is 😎💰💦 How Yoongi really is 👶🏼

Tae is an expert in talking to cute boys

When in doubt post ass pics: Act 2

Taehyung is a big mood

Namjoon isn't like a regular brother. He's a cool brother 😉

Noodle man🕺🏻

And everyone always tells Yoongi off for being nocturnal 🙄

We 🚢

A pair of useless homosexuals (well JK is bi but it still applies)

Happy Valentines Day jikook and taegi are both messes but like... cute messes

Jungkook's dick took the wheel (nsfw incoming)

Jungkook: "I'm stressed" Jimin: "Hmm let me think about this... Can I interest you in... 600 pics of my 🍑"

Jungkook's superhero kink... we know honey we know

Nothing about this is ominous at all... sleep well babes 💤

tbh the fact that jungkook wasn't invited on namgi's waffle date is biphobic

I'm Tae liking every tweet about Jimin in the new video

Yoongi loves (2) men

spoiler alert: jungkook doesn't control his dick

jimin: "i don't wanna sext!" jungkook: *compliments him once* jimin: "OK YOU'VE CONVINCED ME LET'S SEXT"

"anyway here's my dick"

why won't yoongi let jungkook live his life like the 15 year old scene kid he is inside!!!

yoongi is a marshmallow BUT DONT TELL ANYONE OR HE'LL BEAT YOU UP

top 10 anime betrayals 😿😾

let's check in on hyung line real quick

when ur conflicted cus you have this cute boy ur flirting with who you like but you don't know if he genuinely likes you back.. but then you sorta start crushing on ANOTHER boy who everyone says DOES like you? but you already like someone? not to mention they're the SAME BOY.. 😩

my favourite gummy smile ☺️

two very different conversations

tae laid across three seats and hissed at kids' parents to save them seats but you didn't hear that from me 👀

RIP Min Yoongi's dick: 1994-2018. 1 like = 1 prayer 🙏

Where is Jimin? the action thriller coming to a cinema near you

Jimin, wrapped in a blanket burrito, marathoning rom coms and crying into his popcorn: "No I'm not running away from my problems wtf do u mean"

The entire au lead up to this moment... Yoongi smiling in a selfie

Jimin finally gets his phone back from Tae and he's missed some messages

Tequila is never a good idea and Yoongi is sick of Jungkook putting him on his snapchat story.

Why did he run away?

911 is sick of Jungkook's bullshit

Taehyung wakes up to some interesting messages

I saw two men so beautiful I cried

Yoongi awakes from a 12 hour depression nap and checks twitter 😬

Yoongi's therapist would be so disappointed rn

Jungkook is That messy bitch

Jimin is just trying to save Tae's feelings 😰

Every year hundreds of people are hospitalised due to zipper and penis related injuries. Be careful out there kids

Things are happening

Good things never last forever..

Yoongi is an idiot sandwich

Raising a son is hard work when your 3 years older than him, his brother's roommate and best friend, his sort of annoying older adopted best friend, terrible at relationships and you're both angsty 24/7

(spoiler alert: he's gonna overthink it)

Ouch

Incase y'all forgot Taehyung is a Hufflepuff. And we don't take kindly to people hurting our friends 🙃

(THIS IS THE CORRECT POST THIS TIME LMAOO SORRY)

Right?

Full offence the "Real Moron"s are sugakook 🤐

Namjoon's main character growth over the course of this au is him learning how to meme

Please join me in raising a glass to Mr "I'm single for a reason" and his burgeoning relationship counselling business 🍻

Fake Bitches Anonymous

But that's just my opinion...

Poll: Favourite comeback of 2018.. Baby Peach or Agust D?

If you can't get a sugar daddy get yourself a coffee daddy instead 😉

Hi I'm gay

How to describe Park Jimin in 2 emojis: 🕺🏼🍑

Jungkook belongs at Weenie Hut Jr's 😞✊🏼

Min Yoongi is the master of VERY personal attacks 💅🏼

(Team Triss Represent)

Jungkook is a Certified disaster gay

vmin ANGERY

😢

/TIME JUMP/ let's check in on EVERYONE'S favourite pairing taegi 😉

tHICK

If you believe in yourself maybe one day you too will achieve your dick dream

Taehyung is a furry. Yoongi has an oppa kink. It's just FACTS

Jikook are 2 seconds away from blocking taegi

trouble in paradise

jikook have two very different friendship styles

when jikook returns from war 😫✊🏼

Different isn't always worse

Taemin is the real MVP

Hello! I am on the brink of death

Taehyung out here making memes of Yoongi and he doesn't even try to stop him. Whipped boyfriend culture.

Yoongi's life would be 800% easier if Jungkook stopped trying to expose himself 24/7 but.. that's friendship i guess

Namjoon: but i can speak english? fluently??

BE QUIET TWINK

😪💗

tbh if jikook checked each other's twitters this au would be finished in 5 mins

the tour begins

jungkook the scammer

bow chicka wow wow

the diss track would be legendary ✊🏼

i wonder if jimin saw the pictures...

jungkook is a dumbass

the dumbassery continues

(they're sickening tbh)

brunette yoongi could kill us all with one look tbh

Agust D and RM's Seoul 2018 Concert... will be unforgettable 😏

/ON HIATUS/ until I can afford to fix my phone 😞 If anyone is still waiting for this I’m so sorry I promise I will finish this as soon as I can!!

I told y'all I wasn't giving up on this au

choke me daddy

everybody is getting blocked today

relatable

the Dumbass Club

it's happening

confident gay v disaster gay

Tae: "We will be using codenames. You can address me as eagle one. Jimin is been there, done that. Yoongi is currently doing that. Namjoon is it happened one in a dream. Jin is if I had to pick a hyung. Hoseok is I'd be lying if I hadn't thought about it. Jungkook is... Bunny."

tipsy diminie likes to FLIRT

jungkook isn't a slut but who knows

💓💓💓

😳

mess

finally

just letting you guys know- this is the end of the plot BUT i will be adding an epilogue to wrap things up (& have some fun nsfw jikook time 😘) i won't be able update until after next tuesday (June 5th) because of finals. I promise i'll update after that asap!

baby boy culture

disaster gays attract other disaster gays and before you know it there's a whole disaster gay coven in your damn backyard

property of WHOM jiminie

oof taegi are goals

this mess is why jimin never logs onto sfw twitter

maybe 🙊

poll time because i'm curious.. do y'all think jungkook will actually shoot his shot?

"it's just the angle" sure jan

i'm waiting for that sex tape tbh 👀

☹️

interesting...

🙂

i'm proud of my sons

dicks out for jikook 🔞🍆💦 (ps- please send me a cc if the writing is hard to read! i'll change it before i post... the rest.. 😉)

🔞🔞🔞 (if this text goes blurry too i'm DONE)

mutual love, respect and PRAISE KINK

i blushed writing this yet i have at least 30 jimin look-a-like nudes saved on my phone

u ever bust a nut but like... from ur heart? a heart nut 💓

same jungkook

jungkook is naruto running to the train station

can you blame jimin for being thirsty LOOK at him

🤪

ew jungkook wtf

peachs_baby is smug af (also lmao sorry for more dick pics)

to finish this update- let's check in on my beloved hyung line 💕

Cishets: haha
Gays: askcnncuiusfbsgkjengiwubg

Discussions 🙂

Tae cried. Yoongi took pics. To avert attention from his own crying.

life hack: call him baby and he CAN'T stay mad at you

do he got a booty? he dooo (yes i know this meme is prehistoric)

best friend hours (pt 1)

best friend hours (pt 2)

all of my babies have come so far 😭

Ready?

This au is almost finished!! I'm not sure when I will post the final update but I promise I will work super hard on it!! (I don't want a anti-climactic ending after MONTHS). Please send me some cc's if you have any final requests, feedback or wanna chat!! curiouscat.me/whinychimchim

out of curiosity (i've already decided what i'm doing 😅) would you prefer jimin getting dicked down for the first time to be written in full or just have it recapped through texts?

welcome to bone town

it's difficult for reality to live up to fantasy

when ur 45 mins into netflix and chill and he hasn't even looked at you 😩

wow at least say please jimin be polite

expectations v reality

just you and me

😇

😴

WHORE

(where can I get this shirt tho)

why am i so mean to namjoon? why is it so fun?

🤪🍆🍑

we stan supportive soulmates vmin

that ain't nsfw- THIS ACCOUNT is nsfw

same shownu

to be fair to namjoon- leonardo da vinci was a dreamboat

that's all for today- i will probably finish this au saturday!!! i have most of it written i just want to make sure i'm happy with it all 😊 thank you for your support 💜💗

~3 months later~ all i do is torture namjoon and cry over jikook 🥳

tae misses his baby 😢

how many b99 references can i fit into one au

but anyways why are 2seok petsitting yeontan?

u really thought i was gonna go through this entire au and not let switch jikook rise? you fools

jimin is braver than the us marines

modern day Romancé

thank god baby_peach blocked namjoon months ago 😳

but tbh jungkook's everyday account is almost as emotionally scarring for him

~2 months later~

Menacingly

you on facebook v you on instagram

yet.

~final time skip- 3 months later~

Kim Taehyung: Model, Instagram Hoe, Yeontan's Dad and Jikook's #1 Fansite ☺️

Matchy matchy

um....

and so it begins again 😅

~THE END~

It's taken 5 months, lots of procrastination, an unhealthy amount of time spent searching for nudes and lots and lots of editing 2am mistakes so i hope you guys enjoyed this au! Thank you for supporting me- it really kept me going! And have a lovely day/night wherever you are 😘

oh and send me some cc's if you have any feedback, questions, ideas for a new au or just want to chat! i promise i don't bite! curiouscat.me/whinychimchim