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Has anyone really looked at the Marvel 10 year anniversary class photo? Because there is so much going on!

A THREAD
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RDJ looks like he just said, "This is my universe." And Feige was like, "The fuck did you just say?"
Chris Evans looks like he's mad that he has to sit next to the man that tried to murder the love of his life!
Mark Ruffalo is about to pull out a secret cell phone that they didn't confiscate so he can leak everything while Brie Larson is whispering to him, "Stop, Mark. I just got here. Please don't get us kicked out." But Mark just snickers and laughs muahahaha
Jon Favreau is saying to himself, "Am I overdressed? Fuck it. I look good!"
James Gunn is patiently waiting for Michael Rooker to fall off the stage or trip over a wire.
Benedict Cumberbatch noticed a donut over at the craft services table and is wondering if there's jelly inside of it.
Instead of saying "Cheese!" they told Scarlett Johansson she's finally getting a Black Widow solo film!
Samuel L. Jackson is wondering why he's all the way in the back when he was the one who started this whole thing with the first MCU post-credits scene
Taika Waititi and Ryan Coogler are doing their official sexy poses. Meanwhile, the cameraman caught the rare moment right before the Jeff Goldblum is about to say something witty to display his superior intelligence to this species known as humans.
Benedict Wong is in competition with Favreau for "Best Dressed," so Wong went all out. Little does he know that Favreau has no idea they're in competition.
Kurt Russell knows he's the sexiest man there and that all these Chrises are just playing catch-up.
Josh Brolin isn't there, but the new intern, who doesn't know much about the MCU and just started this job, called out to Joss Whedon and said, "Thanos, look over here!" This was his reaction:
Vin Diesel looks like he was about to say "I am Groot" but accidentally said "Familia," so now he feels awkward.
Sebastian Stan looks happy/sad that he's reunited with his true love but they sat him all the way across the stage.
Someone finally brought Paul Rudd his orange slices!
Jeremy Renner is wondering why he's the only one that had to cut his hair like this when everyone else didn't. He's smiling because the breeze feels nice on the shaved parts of his head though.
Tom Holland is singing the Spider-Man theme song in his head.

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Man."

The problem is it's not in his head and Don Cheadle is annoyed.
As the Queen Mother of Wakanda and the sexiest woman there, Angela Bassett struck the fiercest pose and the second the picture was taken, she walked away like the badass she is.
Chris Hemsworth just realized that there were his other friends from work and started smiling to himself.
When the photographer was reading off the names of each Avenger and when he made it to Star-Lord, someone yelled "Who?" and so Chris Pratt searched for the poor soul who would disappear later that day.
Anthony Mackie, though far off on the stage, knows that he will become the next Captain America, not Steve's pretty boyfriend with the hair and weird ass arm. So Mackie stands there proudly, secretly knowing this will all be his soon.
Hayley Atwell is so overcome with joy that she gets to see her love Steve Rogers again. Sadly, she has no idea that he's moved on with Bucky.
Dave Bautista is angry because they made him wear clothes because his muscles are too big. So now, his sensitive nipples feel like they're being attacked.
Michael Peña is about to tell a story about him talking to his cousin Ignacio, and how Ignacio told him that he was talked to this lady that happens to work for Kevin Feige. Turns out that that lady heard Feige say that Ant Man 3 will be called: Ant-Man, The Wasp, and Luis!
Letitia Wright is off in the corner, but she doesn't care. She's happy, not because Black Panther is going to be great, but because she knows she's smarter than Tony Stark and his inventions are what Danai Gurira would call "primitive."
Stan Lee is thinking about all his MCU cameos and how his Deadpool one was his favorite.
The Russo Brothers look like they just realized they forgot to add an Avenger to the Infinity War roster and can't remember which one they forgot.
Michelle Pfeiffer, much like Angela Bassett, showed up and the room went quiet. Everyone knew to be silent around, to speak only when spoken to. Because greatness is here.
Zoe Saldana was excited to be there, knowing she finally did a Marvel shoot without having to be painted green.
William Hurt was sitting there confused, thinking, "Where are Edward Norton and Liv Tyler?"
They sat Evangeline Lilly away from Paul Rudd because they didn't want to make Paul Rudd seem so small because she's got bigger muscles than him now. Watch out, Ant-Man!
Frank Grillo showed up looking like he just tore down some family's home and rebuilt it in a day for some HGTV show.
Cobie Smulders is smiling because her plan to get rid of Clark Gregg as Coulson from the MCU so that she could become the head spy is all going as planned.
Ty Simpkins looks mad because they told him back in Iron Man 3 that he would be the next Iron Man and RDJ forgot all about him.
Tessa Thompson is out here beating both Benedict Wong and Jon Favreau for "Best Dressed" with her suit.
Scott Derrickson is thinking of all the ways he's gonna fuck with our heads in Doctor Strange 2. "Multiverse means more than one Doctor Strange, which means multiple Benedict Cumberbatches. The Cumberbatch kids!"
Chadwick Boseman just saw the guy who gave Black Panther the first negative review on Rotten Tomatoes.
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