Kenny was scrolling through his gallery & I pointed towards one slim, dark girl.
MEKWE ON THE RUN 🏃
"How far na?" I ask him
"I dey" he responds.
I looked at his phone & saw this fine girl
"This babe fine o, how far?"
"Ha! Ushe,No o!"
"The babe na Nackademus" Kenny adds, I told him to give me her contact & he said he would talk to her first.
I told him it was fine & he nodded; my brother later came to join us.
happening that weekend in Yenagoa.
I had totally forgotten about it, he asked if I was going to make it and I said I would.
I called Steve and other guys to see if they would attend & they said yes, so far the boys would be there.
"I dun tell the babe about you o, she say make I give you her number" Kenny said
"I dey travel o"
"Bros welcome o" Ade said
"How far na, I dey go one wedding for Bayelsa"
"Your hair sharp but I go still barb you confirm"
Next day I flew to port harcourt, took a car to Yenagoa. Immediately I got down I got a call
"We dey 'stop over', come meet us for there" progress added, I didn't know where "Stop over" was so I asked around.
I was directed there, I got there & saw the boys who were already hailing from the gate!
"Uchman the Hitman" Progress hailed when I got to his sit, I greeted him and he offered to get me a sit.
Progress started becoming nice to me so I started to suspect him, he almost even took beer from the table to feed me like
"Ah, na my main guy na" Progress said
"Your guy keh?" I asked surprisingly
"Na progress guy" Steve said
"No wahala na, e make sense like that" I responded as we kept planning.
I needed to lodge in a hotel, I asked if any of them could suggest of a good hotel & Triple C took me to one nearby
I got there & checked in, freshened up & changed to something causal. Sprayed a nice perfume & decided to go back to the boys, on my way out..
I couldn't take my eyes off her even while I was dropping my room key with the receptionist so I decided to go talk to her.
I walked to her with a smile
I asked if I could join her & she agreed. I pulled out a chair & sat near her;
"That's touching" She said when I finished, I nodded and we kept talking about other stuff.
"Maybe Red wine" she added.
I ordered a bottle of Red wine and we started drinking, few minutes later her friend joins us
She pulled a chair & joined Aisha and I, we drank & talked🍸
"I'm going to get something from my room, wanna walk me?" She said
I was too sharp not to know what's up!
We climbed the stairs and I followed her lead till we got to her room
I grabbed her waist by reflex and we started to kiss, the taste of wine in our mouths made the kiss sweet
I wanted to ask what was going on but my mouth was covered with kiss; next thing she pushes me with just one finger & I fell on the bed like I was under anointing 😩
She helped me remove mine too, pounced on me & started to leak my face like a dog.
She made a strange romantic sound & started to kiss my whole face like it was covered with Ice cream.
"I'm Safe" she said
I was worried about STD not even pregnancy, but as the mekwe had already started I just continued
"Something must kill a man"
She was slapping my face & stomach, moaning words like "Shege! Wayo! Woohoo!" I was feeling pleasure & pain altogether but
I was shocked so I asked her "turn for what?" And she said we were just getting started.
"We are?" I asked.
Her slim waist was rolling like boris while I stayed sweating like I was pushing truck in Onitsha!
"Chaii! See my life"
"Remember I asked if you were capable and you consented" Aisha said
"I know but I have withdrawn my consent" I said with plea😢
While we were talking we heard a knock!
"Oh thank God" I heaved a sigh of relief;
Progress finally came to my aid!
"We been dey pray" I sarcastically replied
"All man dun dey find you since o" Progress added; I told him to wait for me outside that I'd be out shortly.
I put on my clothes & told Aisha I had to go, she asked for my number but I refused.
It was already dark & the Bachelor's eve had started so we just joined them
"Don't mention, Chichi na our pesin" I replied. We sat down briefly as drinks started to go round & music started to blast.
Few minutes later....
"Progress the main Gee" Triple C hailed as one of the strippers came straight to him to give him lap dance; the party came alive, fun was born.
I just sat there looking because I was exhausted from the mekwe with Aisha.
Few hours later my phone rang, I looked to see who it was
"I dey, where you talk say you travel go again?" Kenny asked
"Ha! Na there Betty sef dey"
He told me 'Nackademus' was also in Yenagoa for a wedding & that I should try to see her, he sent me her number & told me she was expecting my call.
Luckily there were taxis parked by the hotel gate so I took one back to my hotel to sleep & prepare for the wedding.
The church wedding didn't take long, we finished; took photos & went to the reception venue which was the same hotel as the Bachelor's eve😯
Before we could speak further progress arrived with drinks & wine for our table, there was also a young ladywith him carrying food
Few minutes later Chichi came to our table to say hello to us & thank us for being there for her, she teased us about getting married & we all laughed 😂
I excused myself & went 2-aside with her; "Are you Uche?" She asked
"Yes! Am I in trouble?"
I looked closely & recognized her, she looked different with makeup.
"Oh, you're Betty?" I asked
"Wow, that's nice! Nice to meet you"
"We'll see later, I Have your number"
I looked at him & remembered all the troubles he put me through in life so I decided to make sure I "snatched" Betty from him.
While we were dancing I noticed Betty move closer, 'Fada Fada' by @phynofino came up & we started to dance!
She went straight into the bathroom to shower while I grabbed the remaining Guinness stout in my fridge.🍺
The room was cold & when Betty saw me she threw the towel at me and was now naked, I cleaned my body & joined her in bed.
"No I don't" I reply her as I kept drinking my Guinness extra stout, I turned on the TV to watch but when I turned back to Betty she was looking like Kim Kardashian 😯
I had totally forgotten about Kenny's warning, I also forgot "protection".
The mekwe went down; Aisha was a novice compared to Betty😣😢
I decided I was going to run away, I told her to relax that I needed to buy beer downstairs.
While I was at the lobby I brought out my phone to call Triple C
When I got downstairs I saw Aisha coming in with Priye, I immediately hid behind a pillar till they passed.
Aisha seeing me would've been a case of 'fry pan to fire"
The receptionist gave me my key & I went upstairs to assess my belongings & pack for my flight back to Lagos.
Everything was intact
"What?!" I exclaimed
"Yes o, the guy die o! HIV, live na em kill am!"
"Chineke me ee!!"
"Why didn't I use protection?" I silently cried
The rest of the journey became irritating to me, I was thinking of my life and dreams.
"Na so I go take go?"
Following week I resumed work; I started losing focus at work, I became more skinny because i wasn't eating.
One day I got a call from an NGO
"Chai! Is this truly happening😢" I thought, I told them I'll give them a feedback later. When I turned on the TV a series titled 'SHUGA' was showing on MNet
"Na progress be that?" I asked
"Na me na! Guy, you dun carry HIV o" Progress added
I summoned courage & went to a nearby hospital for test, I went in & talked to the lab scientist there.
Few minutes later they attended to me
While I was on twitter I came across @chubbycuisine & saw mouth watering food, while I was scrolling I got called for my result
"Yes, I'm Uche"
When I got home to relax I got a knock on my door
"Your package is here"
"Are you in Lagos?"
"I'm in Kano" I lied😐
I didn't want her to come to my house and ruin me further.
I ended the call and called the NGO to accept the offer.
"This mekwe will kuku not kill me"