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Mr. Jack Robinson @jackdre02
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*Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court*

Judge: Has any of you won the
Golden ball?

Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.

Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Has any of you won the
Golden Boot?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.

Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies
have you each won?

Ronaldo: 28

Messi: 25.

Judge: Have any of you played for
another club’s first team besides your
current one?

Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal
first division and Manchester United
in BPL.

Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title
with your national team?

Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first
ever European Championship.

Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of
you scored for your respective
teams?

Ronaldo: Should I count d goals
I’ve scored for Man Utd &
Sporting?

Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.

Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421
appearances or 9 seasons.

Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances
or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-
tricks in La Liga?

Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious
competition in club football?

Ronaldo: Champions League.

Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Has any of u won
Champions League?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4x in total with 2
different teams. Once with Man Utd
and 3 times with Madrid.

Messi: Yes, 4x
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
the CL between the two of you?

Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the
CL.

Messi: I’ve scored 97.

Judge: Who has more assists
between the two of you in the CL?

Ronaldo: I have 38.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
total in the CL finals?

Ronaldo: Me.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored
more free kicks?

Ronaldo: I have.

Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?

Ronaldo: Me, I think.

Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the
box?

Ronaldo: Me.. again.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more
headers?

Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?

Messi: Lol
Judge: Who has a better penalty
conversion rate?

Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82%
of the penalties I’ve taken.

Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the
penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored
the most goals in total during your
career?

Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.

Messi: I’ve scored 595.

Judge: How many football records do
each of you hold in total for both
club and country?

Ronaldo: 146

Messi: 110
Judge: Who has more career Trophies

Ronaldo: Messi

Messi: I do.
Messi: What? You're not going to talk about take ons, chances created, How I play, the way I play and overall career assists?
Let's continue......
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the
facts that have been presented to me.
I can only draw one conclusion when
it comes to comparing you both as
football players. That conclusion is
that Ronaldo is the better player in
almost every category.
When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for
both club and country,Ronaldo
comes out on top due to the fact that he has won it everywhere. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best
player of all time. But certainly not
the world’s greatest of your generation or all Times
That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo
and haven’t played as many matches
as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until
you surpass all his records
and win as many trophies both
individually and for NT,
Judge (contd): as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the greatest football player of his generation and arguably of all time.

Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as
much as Ronaldo.
Missing part***

*Messi murmurs**: I almost won the World Cup and COPA but Higuain, I have reached four major NT finals.

Judge: Mr Messi, have you won a title for your National team??

Messi: No
Nota Bene: Stats might not be accurate as of this day, but one thing is certain, wherever we stated that Ronaldo is ahead, he's still ahead and vice versa.
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