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Apr 21, 2018 13 tweets 4 min read Read on X
Here's some puzzle solving fun for a Friday night.

As we developed Windows, one of the minor decisions we had to make was what wallpaper to use for various internal builds.

These builds always leaked outside of Microsoft, so we knew that the wallpapers would also end up public.
Traditionally, these wallpapers included text embedded in them threatening to throw people in jail if they leaked the build, blah blah, substantial penalty for early withdrawal, not all coins go up in value (some go down!), etc. etc.

We wanted to try a more elegant tact.
So early in Windows 8, we created a wallpaper that was a combination of the text the lawyers wanted us to use with an attempt to appeal to people's better nature...

...thus the "shhh... let's not leak our hard work" series of wallpapers was born. Image
Of course, within days builds with this wallpaper leaked and, by that time, we had figured out how to hide certain features such that even though the builds leaked, the features themselves weren't there.

So, knowing that the builds would still leak, we decided to make it fun.
We crafted a puzzle and embedded it in the default wallpaper. We worked out a plan to progressively reveal it leading up to the first public beta, and decided we would wait and see how long it took someone to solve it.

We did not expect what came next.
The first version of the wallpaper was just green with a grid of letters. The grid (as a kind of easter egg) matched the typographic grid we were building into Windows (still in use today.)

We waited for the build to leak and once it did, were excited to see what people thought. Image
To our surprise, many people thought it was a security feature, and worried that these letters were going to be used to track them down if they posted screenshots. (Ignoring that you could easily change the wallpaper, obscure it... and that it was the same graphic on every PC.)
Once this build leaked, we changed the wallpaper on the next set to continue revealing the puzzle.

To fuel the conspiracy theories, I used Photoshop to mess with some pixels in the grid towards the bottom of this wallpaper to represent that we had "embedded security" into it. Image
In reality, it was just me messing with the image.

Interestingly, the "messed with" pixels represented the single biggest dip in pirated distribution of Windows betas we ever saw, as people spent time trying to ascertain what new security technology we were using to track them. Image
Eventually, we got sick of the ugly green wallpaper and started using backgrounds that we had rejected from Windows 7 as the base wallpaper.

This version was, I believe, the last published version of the wallpaper and, thus, the easiest version of the puzzle to solve. Image
But, despite months of the grid of letters on 1000's of PCs at Microsoft and pirated to who-knows-how-many computers outside, I am aware of only one person figuring out definitively that it was a puzzle and solving it.

A dev from Ireland solved it and sent us the answer in 2011.
This is the only instance I'm aware of a puzzle being embedded into an unreleased software product... but perhaps there are others?

In the end, we thought it would be a bit of fun for everyone involved.
So... there's a walk through an esoteric piece of Windows history.

If you like puzzles, feel free to have a go at it. For a harder challenge, start with one of the green wallpapers.

I'll post the correct solution here later this weekend!

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Installed Microsoft Edge on my Mac. Don't know about you, but is this kinda a lot of UI to pile into the upper-right corner all at once?

One window is trying to get my email on a list in exchange for a $1.25 gift card—maybe that could have waited? (Forever?)

But there's more: Lots of cluttered UI over top of itself
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There are 3 big blue buttons on screen—they use different color blues and 3 different font sizes/weights.

The kicker: The middle window about "sleeping tabs" isn't even clickable.

It's not even UI. IT'S A PICTURE OF UI. Microsoft Edge first run experience with lots of UI all over
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This looks like teams wanted to make sure to get all their features into first run, but didn't consider the impact of all of it together.
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So there’s this whole conversation going on around the history of Windows 8 that @stevesi is publishing over on Substack.

Commenters have criticized the decision to join the tablet UI to the traditional Windows Desktop.

Here’s a secret—it wasn’t a decision, it was a precept. 🧵
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We started designing the Windows 8 tablet experience pre-iPad. But, of course there were always rumors, and so we weren’t totally surprised when Apple introduced the iPad. /2
In 2009, Microsoft was woefully behind in the post-computer “mobile” platform war.

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Today I searched for "chrome" in Windows and was shocked by the user experience. Windows 11 Start menu, searching for "chrome"
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The left side looks like it was created by a designer. We could quibble about some of the design choices, but that's not the story here.

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The text is misaligned and it's sitting on top of a Windows Vista-era background.

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Remote work and distributed work are not the same thing. Let's stop using the terms interchangeably!

For starters, one is fundamentally way more inclusive and equitable than the other.

You better know which is which if you're out there looking for your next job! 🧵 /1
Remote work, by its very definition, is "remote" from somewhere.

Usually a headquarters (🏢) or, for larger companies, several key offices in different cities. (🏢🏙🏭)

Remote means that there is a center, and some people are "remote" from it. /2
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We’ve all felt the anxiety of trying to choose a next job. 😱

Whether starting out in a career, moving to a new company, or choosing a new role/team inside of a megacorp, fear and confusion can reign.

Don’t despair! Here are 4 tips to make your decision easier:
1) Always, always, always choose the people.

The people you work with every day will be by far the biggest factor in your work happiness. This isn’t measured just by whether they’re good happy hour companions or quick with a witty joke, however.

(Though that can't hurt.) 🍹🤭
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Surround yourself by people who you click with, who you admire, who share your values.
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First, that work is separate from (and not a part of) life. Two, that work and life together comprise the totality of human existence. Three, that achieving balance between them is important/desirable.
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In patriarchal terms, during which hours did you have to wear a tie? 👨🏼‍💼
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