01/n

Another effort at translating a brilliant thread

amaruvi.in/2018/04/22/gob…

The original belongs to @amaruvi - Amaruvi Devanathan
Back-Story:

#GoBackModi was a hashtag run by Dumeels (false, farcical Dumb Tameels) ... for more details on Dumeels, see another of those brilliant threads, pinned as a tweet in the profile of @Kunthavi

I promise you it will be tremendously revelatory & unbelievably hilarious
03/n

This is about Tamil politics. So the language & its quality may be a little off. Apologies in advance
04/n

CWG just got over in Gold Coast. Not much noise. No great tamasha. What is special, though, about it?

India finished third, with 66 medals. No sniff of corruption or anything of that sort.

Under whose watch? #GoBackModi
05/n

The same CWG, when conducted in DEL under UPA rule, reeked of corruption, humiliated the nation, under the gory dance of Kalmadi's loot, including the newly constructed bridge's collapse, which had to repaired in a hurry by the Army.

#GoBackModi
06/n

Oh, how can we forget those CWG flats, half-done & fully-leaky, so much so that they terrified the foreign athletes to run away?

#GoBackModi
07/n

You might also remember the other stories of the cheated England company, which dragged us to court & sullied the nation.

Still it has to be a case of #GoBackModi
08/n

Next one in line is the grab of the Adarsh apartments, meant for the veterans.

These thieves, who grabbed those flats are howling #GoBackModi
09/n

Those whose calendars were filled with "a corruption a day, a malfeasance an occasion" are the ones who are hollering #GoBackModi at an individual who has been running a corruption-free govt for the last 4 years.
10/n

The same PM, who confesses Tamil is older than Sanskrit, and expresses anguish that he is unable to speak in Tamil, comes to TN with a plan to create a lakh jobs here gets told #GoBackModi
11/n

Tamil is a barbarian language;
Kannagi was a woman of foolish chastity;
Thiruvalluvan wrote Aryan nonsense that suited those times;
What is Tamil useful for?

... are all the sample questions raised by Tamil Father praised by these folks who say #GoBackModi
12/n

Don't indulge in Open Air Defecation,
Keep your village/community clean & tidy ... says our PM.

Somebody needs to come along, after 70 years since independence, to teach us this.

Because he exhorts us to be clean & tidy, there are people among us who say #GoBackModi
13/n

Having elevated organized corruption to an art level, the DMK goons (off-shoots of DK) have been uttering vile rhetoric in public spaces & again, have transformed such discourse to a level of garbage art ... such talented folks call out #GoBackModi
14/n

Those tired of making dud movies, those who chase people away by just threatening to make movies, those who get people to flee hearing of their movies, & those benamis living on Tiger monies - all these gangsters unite to yell #GoBackModi ... simply because they are jobless
15/n

Those who ensured that the future of TN is flushed down the pot by inaugurating TASMAC wine shops in each & every street, along with the support of the corrupt Congressis, join on streets to shout #GoBackModi
16/n

BHEL, NLC, Kalpakkam, IIT, REC are all Central Govt Institutioins, opened during the times of Nehru & Kamaraj.

Post that period, till date, not a single, worthwhile CG project has come calling to TN. Such great performers - the DMK & team - shout out #GoBackModi
17/n

CLAT – Common Law Admission Test sees 5000 Bihar students attempting it. But TN has such an amazing education set-up that it can't even manage 1500 students to attempt this exam. These DMK, DK & co-parties shout out #GoBackModi
18/n

The prestigious IIT-JEE has been rendered insurmountable for TN students by the amazingly skill-developmental TN Education Board. And such DMK, DK & co-parties shout out #GoBackModi
19/n

These parties have "rebranded" vilification / abuses to literary speeches, r andom rhyming to expression of cerebral capacity. And they have also "dumbed down" Tamils to be as sheep. Such folks who have looted the fat of the land for the last 40 yrs shout #GoBackModi
20/n

By false-promising about Ealam, these folks are the ones who ensured the girls who were to become proud mothers transform into suicide bombers. Having basked in their suicide blasts ... contd/
21/n

... these wastrels also ensured another 40,000 innocent Tamils lost their lives in the war that ensued.

Is he that kind of a politician who oversees killing of innocents? No, not at all ... he (NaMo) will go back

#GoBackModi
22/n

In the middle of it, another dubiously prestigious statement: Tamil Nadu prospers whoever comes to stay within its borders ... the reality being TASMAC blunts the skills of the youth, has them idle away & to compensate for such lack of labour ... contd/
23/n

... for everything starting from building construction to agriculture, we have had to import talent from far away Odisha & Bihar. Such talented Dravidian Hollows shout out #GoBackModi
24/n

Being uneducated or unskilled, to earn a living, the Tamil youth resort to red sander smuggling in Andhra. There too, being unskilled, they get caught & thrown into jail.

The ones responsible for such a development in the Tamil society shout #GoBackModi
25/n

In the midst of this, spouting another random claim to glory - we were formed even before the stones & sand were formed - the Tamils who can't differentiate between Neutrino & Nutrine see their Dravidian Hollows zip around in their luxury cars, while ... contd/
26/n

... they themselves, as illiterate, dumb commoners, dry their lives out in the hot, unrelenting sun.

These Dravidian parties shout out #GoBackModi
27/n

When Amma was alive, weren't these "actors", all of them, living with their tails within their legs?

After all, Modi isn't such a "brave" person who kept quiet during Amma's time
He will go back, right after the Def-Expo
What has he in MAA, anyway?

Why then #GoBackModi ?
28/n

He will return to DEL, for sure

This is not a place for him to stay back like Gujarat, where milk & honey flow!

He is not one of those confused, unemployed, idle, eternally protesting, black-shirt, sun-dried Dumeel living off Tiger & Conversion Monies

#GoBackModi
29/n

Work done, Modi will return to Delhi
India will prosper under Modi, definitely
Under Modi, TN will turn around incredibly

He will eradicate every Dravidian Devil
He will cure us of all stubborn evil

Under PM Modi, we will see TN awaken
Those left behind will be shaken
30/n

Post-Script

Thanks for your patient attention & reading.
Please share if you liked it.
If you didn't like it, share your critique with me.
But don't just let this pass.

#GoBackModi
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This is a work in Tamil, which I have shared here as a translation.
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