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Twinks @tinytwink
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I have been fairly quiet this week.
I shall now use a thread to tell you why.
You will wonder how I’m not dead.
Some of you will tweet me saying ‘please get a live feed of your life on Channel 5’
It started last week on Thursday when the car broke down.
New gear box and clutch.
I have left it at the garage whilst I ‘think about it’
Sunday... Liam’s van breaks down in Leeds. We wait over 11 hrs for recovery, getting home at 4am.
Up at work for 6am
Monday... Husband collapses at home with blood sugar of 2 and a bp of fuck knows. That of a snail or something.
8 hrs in A&E.
Home at 4am... up at 6am
Tuesday ... Very VERY important meeting with top boss at 8.30am.
I arrive at work (2hrs sleep 1hr drive)
I have forgotten my shoes.
(This is another thread)
Still Tuesday... don’t get in till 10pm... neither does Liam. Still need to go food shopping
Wednesday... Arrive at work in shoes.
Inspectors arrive for a full day inspection.
We have a power cut.
All day
Still Wednesday... I get home at 18.45 dog has to be at vets at 19.00.
They give him new Epilepsy drugs.
Get home, dog takes drugs. Turns in to a raging maniac.
Learns how to open cupboards.
Eats a loaf of Warburtons, 3 brioche rolls and some Aldi dry pasta.
Shits on the stairs
Still Wednesday.. I notice my fuel supplier has ‘accidentally’ taken £520 from my bank rather tgan £150.
Rent is due on Thursday.
They’ll get it put back in in 3 to 5 working days.
Thursday... Arrive home at 7pm.
The washer is making a noise like I’m washing a bag of bricks.
The dog has eaten some cardboard and my polling card.
Every day since LAST SUNDAY my kid with the hair to its arse has had nits.
Not newly laud nits.
Massive, wearing boots and driving a Merc round her head nits.
I am very tired.
I have eaten some cheese straight from the packet.
Just remembered the kid broke that full length mirror on Saturday.
Another 7yrs of this shit
Saying that, It’s been about 15 years so far
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