I have been fairly quiet this week.
I shall now use a thread to tell you why.
You will wonder how I’m not dead.
Some of you will tweet me saying ‘please get a live feed of your life on Channel 5’
New gear box and clutch.
I have left it at the garage whilst I ‘think about it’
Up at work for 6am
8 hrs in A&E.
Home at 4am... up at 6am
I arrive at work (2hrs sleep 1hr drive)
I have forgotten my shoes.
(This is another thread)
Inspectors arrive for a full day inspection.
We have a power cut.
They give him new Epilepsy drugs.
Get home, dog takes drugs. Turns in to a raging maniac.
Learns how to open cupboards.
Eats a loaf of Warburtons, 3 brioche rolls and some Aldi dry pasta.
Shits on the stairs
Rent is due on Thursday.
They’ll get it put back in in 3 to 5 working days.
The washer is making a noise like I’m washing a bag of bricks.
The dog has eaten some cardboard and my polling card.
Not newly laud nits.
Massive, wearing boots and driving a Merc round her head nits.
Despite me removing EVERY NIT EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
I have eaten some cheese straight from the packet.
Another 7yrs of this shit