I'll skip the non essential details, but a little while after midnight I ended up at one of my usual spots. This is a rare time that I didn't roll solo
I chatted with some ppl and hit on some chicks but nothing was really hooking. I didn't think much of it seeing as how I still had an hour before closing.
The girl and I made eye contact, and she smiled at me and gave me a look that said "save me!"
The cute girls friend was sitting on a couch nearby and frantically called me over, so I took a quick detour over to her
I laugh and stroll on over to "Ashley" and her buddy
Walked right up to her, put my arm around her and said "Amanda, you're looking sexy tonight it's been a while" and completely boxed out the guy she was talking to😂
I was like "of course how else would I know?"
Next comes the funny part
"hey buddy we're trying to have a nice conversation here you can't just be an asshole and interrupt us like this you need to leave"
I can instantly sense that this guy is a male feminist so...
"wtf did you just say to me"
Now this dude was a little taller than me but skinny and I half expected him to throw a punch at me.
Instead he took a step back and said "I'm sorry but this is unfair"
Obviously I don't mean "saving" in a white knight manner, never do that.
He said "no she's a nice girl she doesn't want an asshole like you"
Now she finally jumps into our conversation-
"you don't know what I want don't judge me!"
She grabs her friend and they storm off somewhere else but as they're walking away she turns back, smiles at me and winks.
Lesson 2- "oh she's not like that" is a flawed mentality.
"How could you cockblock me like that?! I was being nice to her and I almost sealed the deal!!"
At this point my friend jumps up to back me up and asks what the problem is.
Yes I admit I was a total asshole in this situation but I decide to actually show this guy some tough love and help him.
I tell him the following-
"Look the cold hard truth is that women don't actually like nice guys who are pushovers. You didn't build up enough attraction with her because if she was truly into you she would have been the one to tell ME to fuck off. That's the nature of the game these days"
I gently pushed him towards the red pill but again, often times you have to fully unplug on your own and can't just have it forced on you.
My friends girlfriend laughs and says "that guy probably took months to work up the courage to talk to a girl and you destroyed his chances. Now he's going home to jerk off to page 22 of pornhub"
My friend points to 10 feet away says "look who's sitting over there"
Lo and behold it's the cute girl and her friend.
So I walk on over to them and pick up where I left off
"Well hello again Ashley"
She looks at me and is clearly excited to have found me again, she smiles and says "you. You're trouble"
My response- "you know you like it"
She says "can't argue with that"
Remember she yelled at the guy earlier to not "judge her"
I say "alright I'm hanging out with you"
She says "well I have 2 big dogs who aren't friendly" (weakest shit test I've ever heard in my life)
I tell her to show me pictures of em
She says "perfect, the Uber's almost here"
Lesson 3- What did I do? I just calmly assumed the sale. Put yourself on the pedestal and have the mentality that she's lucky to have you.
Her friend goes to sleep and I'm left with this girl in the living room.
She asks me "so what are you doing tonight"
I say "what do you mean"
Here's comes the fun part-
Ha. Another easy shit test. My response?
"I'm doing neither of those things"
Her- "What are you doing then"
Me- Smoothly wrap my hand around her head and pull her in for a kiss.
I then proceeded to literally pick her up, throw her over my shoulder savage Viking style, spank her ass, carry her to her bedroom, and tear it up.
And that's how you do it gentlemen
She told me she was turned on when I literally poached her from the guy she was talking to since he was being "too nice and a pushover" as she put it.
She was practically begging me to stay the night but I wanted to sleep in my own bed so she asked for my number and called me an Uber just like that.
Remember that women aren't all innocent snowflakes, they're freaks and I absolutely love it.
Assume the sale (in a calm smooth manner)
See obvious shit tests for what they are
I'm curious now if I was calling her the wrong name the entire night🤔