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Prof @ BBU, PhD Wumbology from the University of Rock Bottom, Bikini Bottom City Councillor for Jellyfish Fields, #StopShellCity
Nov 11, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
there’s a crown lying in the gutter for the first man to write a buddy comedy movie about a Chinese student who accidentally applies to and attends ‘Howard’, believing due to his poor english that this it’s Harvard his lovable normal guy roommate sets out to ‘pimp him up’ and make him baller with the help of their friends: a nerdy kid who desperately pines after the hottest girl in school, his ‘thug’ older brother, and a classy academic Mulattess
Sep 25, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
Every single institution of legitimacy in most young people’s lives have been telling them since they were a little kid that the American system is irreversibly fucked up and that mass protest and violent resistance in response to this is at worst morally neutral. I don’t like this notion that ‘people are tired of civilization.’ It’s possible tha some of that is true, but there are also a very large number of direct material reasons why young people think it’s okay to hurt people in the interests of spurious left-wing political causes.
Sep 21, 2025 6 tweets 2 min read
My biggest regret in life at 37 is not seeking a serious relationship younger. To you younger guys: a lot of people want to tell you to run around chasing tail, tell you you have plenty of time. You don’t. Life is so short man. I was a man-slut in college and the years after, then I moved overseas and did the sex tourism thing in Latin America and Asia for years. it’s not worth it. sex isn’t that important. If I could go back I would’ve wifed up my senior year of college girlfriend.
Aug 18, 2025 7 tweets 1 min read
After traveling half a dozen US cities and a dozen other small towns in the past month, I can confirm that Burlington, VT has the single worst homeless situation I have ever personally witnessed anywhere in the world. The entire eight-block square of the ‘idyllic tourist-friendly downtown’ is festooned with them. There have to be 500 or so, every single side of every single block has at least one or two, or normally a small group.
May 31, 2025 5 tweets 1 min read
I don’t think there’s nearly enough coherent analysis on the fact that digital technology is doing to western liberalism what the printing press did to establishment monarchism. In fact, digital technology is far greater in magnitude because it combines both the economic upheavals of the industrial revolution with the massive social change facilitated by a 1000x bandwidth/speed increase in communication.
May 21, 2025 7 tweets 1 min read
I am someone who generally (compared to many people on here at least) holds stable, rules-based liberal governance in high regard.

That all being said, I am not sure exactly what the American left believed would happen (wrt trials/habeas corpus) as a result of mass immigration. It was entirely predictable that an excess quantity of migrants being permitted to enter the United States (and europe, as this plays out there as well) would lead to a backlash. If the laws do not allow that backlash to organically occur, the laws will be ignored.
May 13, 2025 13 tweets 2 min read
David Hogg getting removed today is double proof of this. It’s critical to understand that the democratic coalition is fundamentally unstable - there is no room for real reform in line with voters interests. The DNC is built around paying off large numbers of special interest groups that each form a key part of their ‘core coalition’. Teachers unions, far left immigration advocates, etc. - these are fundamentally paid off groups.
Apr 17, 2025 6 tweets 1 min read
“China’s economy rose on the back of America’s” is an erroneous take. American investment and manufacturing played a critical role in its development in Phase I and II (1990-2015) but by the early 2010s America’s consumer market was completely saturated. China’s exports to the developing world have continued to tier-up because the American consumer can literally not purchase enough stuff any more for China to grow. We’re at our limit.
Sep 28, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
“Those damn Zoomers thinking they should have it better than we do…”

I absolutely should. I should have it better than you. I should have it 3 times better than you ever did simply considering the advancements in productivity and technology that have occurred since your writhing bodies were wrenched forth from your mothers wombs. I should have an exponentially higher standard of living than you did at the time you were my age and the fact I do not is the greatest indictment of your generation ever.
Apr 14, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
there are two possibilities for a modern world where we don’t win:
A) slow collapse under unstoppable tide of dysgenics
or
B) reduction of humanity to a population of what are effectively ants the former could lead to a revival down the line. it could also lead to humans lacking a source of energy available enough to power us off this world, leading to our extinction sometime down the line.
Apr 14, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
if we lived in a sane civilization right now you (as a 120+ IQ white male in his early 20s) would have your pick of jobs in geoengineering, nuclear power, space logistics, or public aesthetic curation right now. if you so wished, you would be able to rent a top-tier apartment in a gorgeous, aesthetically designed downtown in a major city surrounded by museums, art galleries, nouveau-performance spaces, and all manner of other delights. there would be virtually no crime.