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cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
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Aug 4 5 tweets 2 min read
Buc-ee’s is truly a monstrosity. A convenience store so large it becomes the most inconvenient shopping experience imaginable. Even the name defies convenience. Autocorrect almost begs you not to find one or speak of this Godless temple of man’s excess. 5 stars The one I went to had 100 gas pumps. I witnessed a man attempt to pay for gas but he forgot his pump number. Completely defeated and with countless miles back to his vehicle he simply walked off into the woods never to be seen again.
Sep 2, 2022 9 tweets 2 min read
Kanye is going off on Instagram absolutely lost his mind
Apr 23, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
Horrifying story from when I worked at a gas station in a terrible neighborhood (thread) TW it’s creepy as fuck So one night working a graveyard shift a fight breaks out in the restrooms outside. These Mexican dudes are beating the shit out of this white guy and there’s a little girl (maybe 7) crying. Some other guys break up the fight and the white guy runs away.