Buc-ee’s is truly a monstrosity. A convenience store so large it becomes the most inconvenient shopping experience imaginable. Even the name defies convenience. Autocorrect almost begs you not to find one or speak of this Godless temple of man’s excess. 5 stars The one I went to had 100 gas pumps. I witnessed a man attempt to pay for gas but he forgot his pump number. Completely defeated and with countless miles back to his vehicle he simply walked off into the woods never to be seen again.

Kanye is going off on Instagram absolutely lost his mind

Horrifying story from when I worked at a gas station in a terrible neighborhood (thread) TW it’s creepy as fuck So one night working a graveyard shift a fight breaks out in the restrooms outside. These Mexican dudes are beating the shit out of this white guy and there’s a little girl (maybe 7) crying. Some other guys break up the fight and the white guy runs away.

I was a mall Santa 3 times in my life and here’s why it’s the worst job in the world: (thread) #1 The suit. Before I was fat enough to go without it, I had to wear a fat suit. Something about the fat suit and the seated position all day made my dick completely numb. Like when you sleep on your arm weird but with your genitals. Not cool.