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Not a Cat. Creole Cajun lawyer/Public Defender. Long threads + random monologues + dogs, serial tweet deleter #lawtwitter
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Nov 18 32 tweets 25 min read
Everyone should see New Orleans shotguns at Christmas before they die, so before Twitter signs off forever (maybe) here’s some festive New Orleans homes. A thread Festive shotgun
Nov 18 17 tweets 3 min read
After spending nearly four decades in Angola prison in Louisiana, Raymond Flank was set free today after a judge vacated his 1983 murder conviction due to the amount of withheld evidence, inconsistencies from the lone eyewitness, and police reports… Jury were given “incorrect” information about a weapon being the murder weapon (it was not), the lone eye witness had inconsistencies in her testimony in a case relying on a single witness that were withheld, along with grand jury testimony,
Nov 17 26 tweets 5 min read
“Your honor, had defense counsel harassed me into finally doing my job, I would have actually done this thing, please direct defense counsel to email me daily to ensure I am prepared for the next date.”

Prosecutors, basically. “Also make that a defense continuance and counsel— please contact me in ADVANCE to the next date.” *said haughty and entitled AF.”
Nov 16 4 tweets 1 min read
This feels not a thing but no matter how much as I tell myself that, still I’m anxious and my stomach in knots anytime I cross into this neighboring parish to New Orleans that was ESPECIALLY cruel and racist. I know I’m not the victim here but don’t want to be anywhere near that place. Courts so bad I think have some ptsd y’all. So bad cheaper housing prices and still I wouldn’t buy a house there or even in an area close to there because my closest grocery store would have been in that parish. I did have to rescue my car from there, though.
Nov 10 14 tweets 3 min read
Don’t forget to check in on your strong, scrappy friend. Remember just because they carry it well doesn’t mean it isn’t too heavy. It’s paramount to not overlook them because of their perceived resilience. Just because they are always in the fight and haven’t asked for help doesn’t mean they don’t need someone in their corner, support, and maybe even help.
Nov 9 4 tweets 1 min read
Things my Landlord thought entitled him to my security deposit:
- backyard grass had damage
- Petey tried to bite several people and things

Of course it all came back to Petey is bitey 😂 “I think you’ll find that because you have a mean little dog, deposit forfeiture is fair.

Also, some blades of grass did not make it out of the lease alive.”
Nov 9 4 tweets 2 min read
Cancel landlords, this is insane Is the whole internet satire bc nobody tip your landlords, this is literally insane
Nov 9 4 tweets 1 min read
Never a bad day to make a landlord my bitch. Thanks for running me my whole deposit back, boo boo Always. Got. Time. For. That. Fight.
Nov 8 7 tweets 1 min read
Can’t wait to watch some terrible people stop pretending they love some other terrible people on love is blind tonight. Who you think is sayin no? Raven & SK, who says “no”