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#仙姑A的台灣防疫隨緣簿
F:為什麼我一直筊不到聖杯?
A:你向神明求什麼?
F:我想要政府趕快蓋方艙醫院,這樣才能控制疫情
A:你家屬在外面嗎?不用筊聖杯了,我這邊有可以前往中國方艙醫院的時空穿越鏡,你可以帶他們一起去喔!免收費的前提是你要先拋棄台灣國籍
#仙姑A的台灣防疫隨緣簿 02
H:為什麼我一直筊不到聖杯?
A:你問的是?
F:台灣疫情爆炸我想要全台都普篩,感覺才安全
A:這麼危險喔,這件防護衣你先花個半小時穿上,斷飲食八小時,從今天起每天穿著作交互蹲跳三千下而且三個月不回家,做得到我們再來筊杯問普篩
#仙姑A的台灣防疫隨緣簿 03
K:為何我一直筊不到聖杯?我每年都有固定捐錢耶!
A:你筊了幾次求了什麼?
K:筊了超過一百次!我想要不用排隊立刻免費打到輝瑞疫苗,不戴口罩愛去哪裡玩就去哪裡,保證不會再得武漢肺炎!還有轉傳各種訊息都不會被罰錢!還有陳時中下台!
A:你要求滿多的(待續)
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