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Malavika whore la moan chestu BF hips pattukuni deep pound.

“Feel ra cuck? Vadi real modda na puku ni better stretch chestundi ni tiny prick kanna.”

Strap-on ni hubby ass lo hard thrust... whimper. Malavika pretty face lust red! 😈

Suck my tits while he fucks me raw ra” ani hubby face perky chest lo push. BF laugh, ass slap.

“Ni wife na cumslut ippudu... chudu puku drip avuthundi.”

Grind back on BF shaft, hubby ni merciless peg. Filthy bliss ahh abba!

Hubby beg: “Pls stop!”
Malavika spit: “Shut up ra pathetic fag... ni ass looser than my ex puku.”
BF inka hard ram, body shake. Sultry Mohanan eyes cuck mida lock:
“Fake dick tho cum ra while he fills my real holes!”

En 1940, los británicos pidieron a una empresa de EE.UU. que les fabricara un caza anticuado. La empresa respondió: "Dame cuatro meses y os hago uno mucho mejor desde cero". Aquel avión acabó decidiendo quién ganaba la guerra en el cielo. El P-51 Mustang. Tira del hilo 🧵👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

En la primavera de 1940, Hitler arrasaba Europa. Los Stuka y los Messerschmitt dominaban los cielos de Francia y los Países Bajos y Gran Bretaña, sola, cuidaba como oro en paño sus pocos Spitfire y Hurricane. Necesitaba aviones con desesperación.

La Comisión de Compras británica recorría Estados Unidos buscando fábricas que produjeran cazas hasta que llegaron a una empresa de California llamada North American Aviation con una petición: que fabricaran bajo licencia el Curtiss P-40, un caza americano de segunda fila.

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Sam Lanja Milking b🔥 Telugu Dom Whore Story

Full nasty dom tale! Sam, supreme dominant sissy lanja...

Petite soft body, flat tits, fat limp modda dead meat la flop

Kasiga bulls ni milk chestu, pachiga roast chestu pinduthadi
#TeluguDomSissy #LanjaMilking

Bull tied spread-eagle, modda already pre-cum leak

Modda kodutu sam vadi face mida thana lavu limp modda prtti slap!

“Pathetic... ni amma laga cum-dump ki kuda better undi ra”

Balls pattukuni hard squeeze

“Ni lanja amma loads cum mingi ni limp-prick loser ni kannadi ra!Thu.!”

Sam manicured nails tho modda mida rakki slow ga torture strokes istu

“Ni sister kuda bigger slut... mommy saggy puku fingers chestu chusthundi”

Bull groan chestu hips jerk

Modda Head pinch: “No cum ra pig. Ni family trash genes valla nuvvu kasi lanja la edge avuthunnav!chi!”

Here is my description of last night's brief but terrifying storm, as I experienced it from Red Hook, Brooklyn. My apartment faces west across the Upper Bay to New Jersey, in a building with thick brick walls and enormous windows. It’s an old converted waterfront warehouse. 1/17

The building is right on the Red Hook waterfront. My "next door neighbor" is the Waterfront Museum, which is in a floating Lehigh Valley Railroad barge docked at Pier 44. 2/17

I had gone to bed very early (~ 6:45 or 7), recovering from a long trip. When I was awakened by strange high-pitched wailing noises coming through the seams of my windows, I got up and looked out. 3/17

Gaspar Yanga was a liberator and one of Mexico’s heroes, enslaved from West Africa. He fought for the abolition of slavery in Mexico. He was known as “America’s First Liberator” or “El Primer Libertador de las Americas.”

The town of Yanga, Mexico is named after him.

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El Yanga was an African abolitionist and a leader of a slave rebellion in Mexico during the early period of Spanish colonial rule. Mexico was called 'New Spain'.

Gaspar Yanga, often called Yanga, El Yanga, or Nyanga, was said to be a member of the royal family of Gabon, Africa, before being kidnapped and placed in the Middle Passage to the new world.

20 Years of NIFG - The Top 20s!

Day 4: 4th of July Secial!
Most Appearances by Northern Ireland Internationals in Major North American Soccer Leagues!

Including the American Soccer League (ASL), United Soccer Association National Professional Soccer League (NPSL), NASL and MLS.

20. Ronnie Blair
5 #NornIron caps (1974-1976)
18 appearances (1978 NASL)
Colorado Caribous

19. Colin McCurdy
1 #NornIron cap (1980)
19 appearances (1978 NASL)
Philadelphia Fury

Happy 4th of July and 250th anniversary of the United States everyone! This is post 42 in my series on Kansas history, today’s story is on one of the survivors of the Battle of the Little Bighorn (or Custer’s Last Stand) who was a Kansan! (but not a human) Enjoy!

Myles Keogh was born on March 25th, 1840 in Leighlinbridge, Ireland. In 1860 he enlisted in the Papal Army and went to Italy to defend Pope Pius IX against the Piedmontese Invasion by the Kingdom of Sardinia. He was made a 2nd Lieutenant in the Battalion of St. Patrick where he served at the Port of Ancona in Central Italy. On September 18th, 1860 the Papal Army was defeated at the Battle of Castelfidarado and Keogh was taken prisoner and held in Genoa. After his release in a prisoner exchange he served in the Vatican Guard. As the Civil War began in America, representatives of the Union were sent to Italy to recruit experienced veterans of the Papal War to serve as officers in the Civil War. Keogh and some of his men took the offer and arrived in Washington DC in April 1863. He was then given the rank of Captain and served under Brigadier General James Shields and Major General George McClellan.

Following the war he joined the 4th US Cavalry in 1866 and later that year he was reassigned to the 7th US Cavalry in Fort Riley, Kansas under Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer (more on him in a minute). Soon after he arrived in Kansas, he purchased a horse to be used as his mount in battle. In 1868 following a skirmish against the Comanche where his horse was wounded by an arrow but continued to ride, Keogh gave it the name “Comanche” to commemorate the horse’s bravery and strength.

Spoiler: sie weiß garantiert, wer hinter Lyten steht!

Ihr erinnert Euch an Tirol? Genau da haben diverse Projekte Form angenommen, allesamt im Bereich Energie, KI und Überwachung

Angefangen hat alles schon viel früher… jetzt wird es Stück für Stück umgesetzt🧵

https://twitter.com/gobiwueste/status/2073315638492135869

Das deutscheProject2025 kann man mittlerweile riechen

Zentrale Figur: Spahn, Assistenz: Reiche.

Unterstützt vom Wirtschaftsflügel, also 70% der Unions-MdB. Die (S)PD ist nur noch ein Lakai! Merz suhlt sich in seiner angeblichen Machtposition!

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Spahn ist BestBuddy mit Döpfners Sohn. Mit Merz hat Döpfner Anfang des Jahres gebrochen.

In einer regulären Wahl hätte Spahn keine Chance! Also gibt er grade alles, um Merz Spielraum einzuschränken. Dazu braucht er Döpfner & Thiel /4

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PRINCE ADENIYI MATTHEW ADEYEMI'S PFIPC SCAM OPERATION STARTED ON MARCH 8, 2024. HERE IS THE FULL CONFIRMED TIMELINE.

HOW IT STARTED: MARCH TO SEPTEMBER 2024

March 8, 2024: A forged appointment letter is dated. It carries the Chief of Staff's forged signature, a fake State House letterhead and falsified reference numbers. It names Adeyemi as Director General of the PFIPC. This is the founding document of the entire operation.

March to September 2024 (exact date unconfirmed): Federal Secretariat office allocated at Phase III, 2nd Floor, Abuja. The forged letter was almost certainly the document used to secure government office space in a secured federal complex.

September 30, 2024: NITDA approves pfipc.gov.ng. A Nigerian government .gov.ng domain goes live for a fake presidential agency. NITDA runs a manual human verification process before approving any government domain. Someone contacted during that verification either confirmed the agency's existence or failed to deny it.

By the end of September 2024, the operation had three layers of institutional credibility. A forged appointment letter. A Federal Secretariat address. A government-verified .gov.ng domain.

BUILDING THE MACHINE: APRIL TO SEPTEMBER 2025

April 4, 2025: Adeyemi writes to the Accountant General requesting deployment of five civil servants to PFIPC. A separate letter requests transfer of two named staff from the Office of the Chief Economic Adviser to the President. Both letters are processed.

May 16, 2025: Adeyemi meets Deputy Speaker Benjamin Kalu at the National Assembly. Voice of Nigeria, Vanguard, Punch, Daily Trust and The Eagle Online all cover the meeting as a legitimate government engagement. The World Investment Summit is publicly announced.

June 2025: Adeyemi receives a delegation from the China Investment Business Development Commission. A Nigeria-China bilateral investment platform is announced.

August 28, 2025: Three senior OAGF civil servants, Ojo Victor, Omeh Amarachukwu and Wakili Saidu, are officially posted to PFIPC. Their posting letter is published on the OAGF's own website. They resume on September 8 and are given a shared office with no assignments.

September 4, 2025: Adeyemi visits EFCC headquarters. Received personally by Chairman Ola Olukoyede. A joint press statement is issued regarding foreign direct investment.

September 2025: Adeyemi briefs NERC on preparations for the World Investment Summit.

September to December 2025: Budget code 0111062001 is inserted into the 2026 executive Appropriation Bill during this preparation window. N1.3 billion is allocated across personnel, overhead and capital lines, including N182.5 million for World Investment Summit logistics. This code does not exist in the 2024 or 2025 Appropriation Acts. It was created fresh for 2026.

THE UNRAVELLING: OCTOBER TO NOVEMBER 2025

October 10, 2025: Adeyemi hosts foreign ambassadors at the Wells Carlton Hotel in Asokoro without the Foreign Affairs Ministry's knowledge. He also requests a note verbale to facilitate US visas for PFIPC staff.

October 15, 2025: Ministry of Foreign Affairs flags the ambassador's meeting and writes to the NSA and the Chief of Staff, demanding clarification.

October 17, 2025: Chief of Staff petitions the DSS and Police to investigate. The Presidency's statement presents this as the moment his office first became aware of the operation.

October 22, 2025: Dolapo Babatunde Tanimola, the man Adeyemi tells police helped him procure the forged appointment letter, dies in a fire at Kachi Hotel, Utako, Abuja. No independent news report of this fire exists anywhere. Police confirm the death through four separate channels: relatives, the hotel proprietor, the National Hospital and burial records at St Matthew's Anglican Church, Maitama.

October 27, 2025: Adeyemi arrested at the Federal Secretariat office. Home in Suleja searched. Documents recovered. A forged appointment letter dated March 8, 2024, is among the exhibits.

November 27, 2025: Eight-count charge filed at the Federal High Court against Adeyemi and two accomplices identified only as Femi and Anu. No surnames. Both at large. Adeyemi granted police bail.

1978: Al-Sa'iqa defends Lebanon against the Sharonist aggressor, whereas the PLO evacuates without barely a shot against the invader!

Sources: Wikileaks, PLO, US Army.
Brief teaser thread. 🧵

Days before the 1978 Israeli invasion, the Fatah had contacted the IDF-backed gang of Chamoun to express the Fatah’s desire for not fighting the Chamounites and letting the combat to be waged solely by the Syrians, so that the latter may bleed white. Days away from the Israeli invasion, he US intelligence, in a March 3, 1978 document leaked by the Wikileaks, reported:

In 1978, to decimate the Syrian influence, the Fatah terrorists planned the barbaric Coastal Road massacre, during which the terrorist Dalal Al-Mughrabi took hostage civilians in a bus and blew them up en masse, as an invitation for a Sharonist war on South Lebanon.

Θέλετε να δείτε πού οδηγεί ο έλεγχος των πανεπιστημίων από την κυβέρνηση Erdoğan;Το Boğaziçi είναι το πιο χαρακτηριστικό παράδειγμα: διορισμένοι πρυτάνεις,μαζικές αντιδράσεις,αστυνομικές επεμβάσεις, συλλήψεις, απολύσεις ακαδημαϊκών, πειθαρχικές διώξεις και κρίση από το 2021.🧵⬇️

Όλα αυτά ήρθαν ξανά στην επιφάνεια στην τελετή αποφοίτησης του Τμήματος Φιλοσοφίας. Ένας φοιτητής αρνήθηκε να φωτογραφηθεί με τον ακαδημαϊκό που του παρέδιδε το δίπλωμα.

Σύμφωνα με τα βίντεο και τα τουρκικά ρεπορτάζ, όταν πήγε να το παραλάβει δημιουργήθηκε ένταση, καθώς ο ακαδημαϊκός δεν το άφησε αμέσως και ακολούθησε ένα σύντομο τράβηγμα του διπλώματος πάνω στη σκηνή.

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Want to know how they quickly got 400 makes extremists in DC?

It's because many of them are Republican staffers.

It's the most overlooked scandal in the US right now:

https://twitter.com/Ashley__Murray/status/2073408240981811384

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How are they getting into these roles?

It's part of a far-right extremist lobbying pipeline that's been going on for at least 15+ years, and is now seeing the 'fruits' of its labor.

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Major far-right lobbying groups will spend a large sums of money on what they call 'community outreach and advocacy programs'

This has meant things like running ads & paying people to post 'opinion pieces' on sites like 4chan to 'seed ideology'

The land of the free? Not so much.

As the U.S. turns 250 years old, here's what you should know about that country's carceral system. 🧵

➡️ The U.S. has the highest incarceration rate of any independent democracy.

Worse, every single state incarcerates more people per capita than most nations.

prisonpolicy.org/global/2024.ht…

➡️ Each year, the U.S. spends $445 billion on mass incarceration.

Since 2017, crime has declined, and fewer people are incarcerated, yet spending on the criminal legal system has still increased faster than inflation.

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ATIKU'S IMF POST IS A MASTERCLASS IN POLITICAL PROPAGANDA. WITH 2027 APPROACHING, I WENT THROUGH IT LINE BY LINE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

PART 1 — WHAT THE IMF ACTUALLY SAID

The IMF's resident representative, Christian Ebeke, said that approximately 2 per cent of GDP in expenditure was not reported in recent official budget documents. He called it a statistical discrepancy. His exact words were that the spending should be recorded so the discrepancy will disappear.

That is the actual quote. Statistical discrepancy. Not stolen. Not hidden. Not secret treasury. Not political war chest. Those words belong entirely to Atiku. The IMF never used them.

Off-budget spending does not mean stolen money, and I want to be very precise about this because it is the foundation of Atiku's entire argument. It means government expenditure on actual projects, roads, infrastructure, capital works, that was executed and physically completed but not properly captured in the official budget document. The work happened. The projects exist. The recording was inadequate. Those are completely different things.

Now here is the part Atiku deliberately left out of his statement.

The IMF's own Article IV document states clearly that the January 2026 Repeal and Re-enactment Bills for the 2024 and 2025 budgets incorporated, ex post, some expenditures that had been executed outside the budget perimeter. Ex post means after the fact. The government had already identified the recording gap and corrected it through legislation before Ebeke made any public statement. In late 2025, Tinubu transmitted Appropriation Repeal and Re-enactment Bills to NASS. On January 1, 2026, NASS completed the process, formally incorporating the previously unrecorded expenditures into the official budget record.

The government fixed the problem six months before Ebeke spoke publicly about it. Atiku's statement does not contain a single word about this. Not one sentence. He quoted the problem and buried the correction.

The same IMF Article IV consultation commended the federal government's recent macroeconomic reforms, noting that they had strengthened economic stability and improved investor confidence. Also missing from Atiku's statement. Entirely.

https://x.com/enitandev/status/2073404094681588038

PART 2 — THE N800 BILLION LIE

This is where the manipulation is most obvious, and I want to hammer on it specifically because it is the most dishonest part of the entire post.

Atiku described N800 billion as unlawfully deducted from state allocations without NASS authorisation and without constitutional basis, implying the federal government took state money for its own use.

Here is what the N800 billion actually is. NEITI, the Nigeria Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative, documented it in its 2024 FAAC review as total debt deductions for states' foreign debts and other contractual obligations. These are automatic deductions made at source from each state's monthly FAAC allocation to repay loans that those states themselves borrowed. Not federal government loans. State government loans. From foreign creditors. Multilateral institutions. Domestic lenders.

Lagos had N164.7 billion deducted because Lagos has the highest debt portfolio of any state. Kaduna had N51.2 billion deducted. Rivers had N38.6 billion. Bauchi had N37.2 billion.

The money did not go to the federal government. It went to each state's own creditors. This mechanism predates Tinubu by decades. It is how Nigeria has always managed subnational debt obligations at the FAAC level. NEITI flagged it as a concern about state debt-to-revenue ratios. Not as federal government theft.

The N800 billion and the IMF finding have absolutely no connection to each other. The IMF finding is about federal expenditure recording. The N800 billion is about states repaying their own loans. Atiku put them in the same paragraph, combined them in the reader's mind and called it a coordinated looting operation.

PART 3 — THE ALPHA BETA COMPARISON AND THE STIMULUS CLAIM

Atiku described the IMF finding as the Lagos playbook replicated at national scale, referring to the Alpha Beta revenue management arrangement under Tinubu's governorship. Alpha Beta allegedly involved revenue diverted before it entered the state treasury, intercepted at the point of collection before government received it. The IMF issue involves government expenditure on projects that was not properly documented after it was spent. These are structurally opposite mechanisms. One involves money allegedly intercepted before government receives it. The other involves government spending that was inadequately recorded at the time. Presenting them as identical because the same person was involved is association, not analysis.

Then there is the stimulus claim. Atiku said the IMF has now answered his critics by proving that N8.8 trillion was available to fund his $10 billion stimulus proposal from the 2023 campaign. This is economically illiterate, stated plainly. The N8.8 trillion was spent. On government projects. Roads. Capital works. Infrastructure. It was not sitting in a vault waiting to be redirected. You cannot redirect money that has already been spent on physical projects into a stimulus package. This claim exists purely to make his 2023 campaign look vindicated in retrospect. It does not survive ten seconds of scrutiny.

There is also the question of credibility on this specific topic. Atiku was Vice President of Nigeria for eight years. For eight years, the federal budget had reporting gaps, off-budget spending, FAAC deduction irregularities, and fiscal transparency problems that his administration failed to resolve. He now presents himself as the man who would have solved all of this with the money the IMF found missing. The same institutional framework. The same civil service. The same FAAC mechanism. His eight years in the Presidency produced none of the reforms he is now demanding from this government.

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1/ Nikolai Patrushev, a key adviser to Vladimir Putin, says that Russia is fighting a pan-European neo-Nazi alliance, and advocates Russian naval action in the English Channel. He warns the Baltic states of "the end of ... peaceful, carefree life and sovereignty." ⬇️

2/ Patrushev is a former Secretary of Russia’s Security Council, a former head of the FSB, and a highly influential presidential adviser. He has been spoken of as a possible successor to Putin. Like Putin, he has often shown an extremely paranoid, aggressive worldview.

3/ This outlook is on display in an interview headlined "When War Is on the Doorstep" with Russia's main state newspaper, Rossiyskaya Gazeta, in which he addresses his views on the war in Ukraine and Russia's wider geopolitical situation.

A woman paid for Amazon Prime for 5 years before she realized she was using it wrong.

She'd ordered hundreds of packages. Watched a few shows on Prime Video. Never once looked past the "Buy Now" button.

Her cousin — who worked Amazon customer service for 3 years — was staying over for the holidays and watched her order a phone charger at full price.

She finally said: "Wait — can I see your account for a second? You're missing 9 things that come with the Prime you're already paying for. Amazon doesn't advertise most of these. They'd rather you not use them."

She changed 9 things in 10 minutes.

She saved $340 that month. Got a package a day early. Found $1,200 worth of stuff she already owned buried in a benefit she'd never opened.

Here's everything her cousin showed her:

1. Prime membership sharing — 2 adults, 4 teens, same Prime account

You can add another adult and up to 4 teens to your Prime household, and everyone gets full Prime shipping benefits on their own separate orders.

Go to Amazon Household under Accounts & Lists → Add Adult or Add Teen.

Her cousin's line: "Most families are paying for Prime twice without knowing it." One membership. Two full Prime accounts.

2. Amazon Warehouse — open-box and returned items at 20-50% off

Items customers returned, inspected and graded by Amazon, sitting in a separate store most people never open.

Search "Amazon Warehouse Deals" or filter any product page by "Used — Like New" / "Used — Very Good."

Same product. Same Prime shipping. Same return policy. Often 30%+ cheaper because someone opened the box and changed their mind.

Fil 🧵

Alors j’ai lu avec grand intérêt l’interview du jour effectuée par Stéphane Foucart dans @lemondefr journal qui refuse toujours les échanges contradictoires malheureusement.

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Il est question de la part de l’environnement sur la santé et du déni de certains voire de leur activisme, à l’instar de ceux qui protégeaient l’industrie du tabac en faisant douter par leur argumentaire.

On doit donc déjà faire le constat que le débat est de faire parler 2 individus, aucun contradicteur, et par le plus grand des sophismes faire passer ceux qui ne sont pas d’accord par des semeurs de doute à la solde des lobbys agricoles et industriels

Alors pardon, mais je reviens sur quelques morceaux choisis : c’est une question essentielle d’épistémologie selon moi et plus largement de démocratie tant la place de leurs discours est grande dans les choix politiques de ces derniers mois.

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Le début commence fort
In media res

Ils posent dès l’introduction comme acquise la thèse qu’ils devraient justement démontrer : l’augmentation de certaines maladies serait « liée à des contaminants environnementaux ».

Le mot « liée » est très chargé : il suggère une causalité établie, alors qu’on n’a encore rien montré, ni pour quels contaminants, ni pour quelles maladies, ni à quelles doses, ni avec quel niveau de preuve.

Bref si déjà vous n’êtes pas d’accord avec ça ou que vous doutez et demandez des preuves vous êtes forcément dans le déni !

Ça commence bien

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Vient ensuite comme toujours les raccourcis pour susciter l’adhésion du lecteur à leur cause

Et quoi de mieux que de parler des enfants qu’on empoisonne

Avec figurez vous + 30% de cancers des enfants en 30 ans !

Concernant le cadmium « les enfants (seraient) les plus exposés » ce qui évite alors de parler du rôle majeur du tabac chez les adultes, et évite soigneusement de discuter les ordres de grandeur, les seuils et la différence entre danger et risque.

Concernant les chiffres sur les enfants, ils ne correspondent pas à l’épidémiologie française : le Registre national des cancers de l’enfant donne, pour les cancers de l’enfant 0-14 ans sur 2000-2016, une variation moyenne annuelle totale de +0,3 % par an, et non +1 % par an.

Le nombre de cas est globalement stable eux alentours de 2000 par an.

Donc le procédé ici, c’est une généralisation abusive : on prend soit des données internationales, soit certaines sous-catégories, soit de vieux signaux agrégés, puis on les présente comme si cela décrivait globalement « les cancers pédiatriques » en France.

Bah oui car si ils parlent de stabilisation comment alimenter leur narratif ?

Si ça n’augmente pas où est le facteur X ?

Eh oui …

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Reflexiones en torno a la fase prepartidaria actual en el seno del movimiento comunista: ¿unidad político-organizativa entre destacamentos... o lucha ideológica?

https://twitter.com/kursant_1917/status/2072979272860352850

Cada vez más, se va asimilando en el MC el hecho de que no existe Partido Comunista, pero los debates se centran en cómo "reconstruirlo" o "reconstituirlo" (capítulo aparte es la confusión de estos términos, como si fuesen sinónimos).

La cuestión es que, para tener un cuadro completo del "¿dónde estamos?", del diagnóstico de partida del comunismo en nuestra época, no basta con reconocer la ausencia de Partido Comunista.

Banks give away $500–$1,000+ in free cash just for opening an account.

Most people do this exactly once in their life — the day they get their first card — and never again.

Here's how "free money for existing spending" actually works, and where it quietly turns into a trap. 🧵👇

Quick gut check: Do you know the sign-up bonus on the card in your wallet right now?

Most people don't. They picked a card years ago for the logo or the color and never looked again.

Meanwhile new cards are handing out hundreds of dollars just for showing up.

Here's the mechanic: banks pay for your attention, not your loyalty

Welcome offers exist because acquiring a new customer is worth more to a bank than one year of a small fee. A card can offer 60,000-75,000 points after $4,000–$5,000 in spending within 3 months — easily worth $750-$1,000+.

If you were going to spend that money anyway, the bonus is close to free.

25 HÁBITOS ABURRIDOS QUE TE HARÁN INRECOCIBIBLE ANTES DE FIN DE AÑO:

1. Bebe agua antes del café. Tu cuerpo ha estado en ayuno durante 8 horas.

2. Haz tu cama. 90 segundos. La habitación se ve completamente diferente.

3. Lee 10 páginas antes de abrir una sola app. Eso son 15 libros al año.

4. Escribe 3 intenciones para el día antes de tocar tu teléfono. Toma 3 minutos.

5. Sal afuera antes de que comience tu día. Aunque sea solo para verificar si el cielo sigue ahí.

6. Come una comida sentado sin ninguna pantalla. Revolucionario, aparentemente.

7. Camina después del almuerzo. 10 minutos. Tu tarde se sentirá diferente.

8. Duerme antes de la medianoche. Tu cerebro realiza su mejor trabajo de mantenimiento antes de las 2 de la mañana.

9. Pon tu teléfono en otra habitación cuando duermas. No en silencio. Otra habitación.

10. Anota 3 cosas que realmente hiciste hoy antes de acostarte. No gratitud. Evidencia.