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IN CASE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT MONKEY BUSINESS IS ALL ABOUT ; Now READ THIS
A lot of monkeys lived near a village.
One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.
He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.
The villagers thought he was mad.
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.
One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.
He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.
The villagers thought he was mad.
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They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?
Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.
This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.
Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.
This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.
After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.
Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.
Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.
Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.
Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.
Update: Very happy to announce that the Federal High Court in Maitama presided by Justice Nasir Mero, today the 1st of December 2021, enforced my fundamental human right against the Nigerian Police Force (Anti Vice thru the CP’s office and AIG Zone 7)
And consequently awarded me
And consequently awarded me
The sum of #2m in damages for illegal, unlawful and unconstitutional arrest, seizing of my personal belongings and freezing of my bank accounts for the intervening period.
Even though my legal team (best team) has started the process of ensuring enforcement of the judgment
Even though my legal team (best team) has started the process of ensuring enforcement of the judgment
It’s topical to mention the following:
1. The Nigerian Police Force is not a money recovery agent
2. Detaining anyone for more than 24-48hrs without charging the person to court is a violation of the constitutional provision on liberty
3. Unless a court gives an order to
1. The Nigerian Police Force is not a money recovery agent
2. Detaining anyone for more than 24-48hrs without charging the person to court is a violation of the constitutional provision on liberty
3. Unless a court gives an order to
As I'm sitting in this talk, @jrdntgn is dropping a lot of things that #BigQuery can do in a short amount of time that I am not sure one can get the magnitude of how awesome they are until some reflection (kind of a slo-mo replay).
I'll try to point some of them out in here.
I'll try to point some of them out in here.
1/ Wanted to wait until I can refer to the actual recording on YouTube (here it is ).
So, here we go ...
So, here we go ...
