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There are many ways to leave the White House; with dignity, without, under a cloud, under investigation, with a pardon or just doing a bunk.

In this thread I'll be exploring the #50WaysToLeaveTheWhiteHouse

that are open to the President-De-elect.
1) The Donald OJ Trump; you exit in a slow moving cavalcade, part escape, part hostage situation, part a festival of remembrance of your former glory and cause a *major* tailback on the I-295. There are more media helicopters than police choppers and it sounds like Saigon 1975.
2) The Donald John Stonehouse; you fake your own death by drowning by jumping in to the sea at Miami and swimming to Australia. You are spotted in a bank moving large amounts of money under a false name. Later it is revealed that you were a Russian intelligence assest all along.
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