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I hate winter. It's an unnecessary season that does not need to exist.

The fact it does not exist in many countries (and the people are happier) is strong evidence that it does not need to exist.

When I am world leader, winter will be banned.

I believe in climate change.
Some people have been programmed to believe they LIKE winter, but really it's just a cope.

Skiing is the ultimate cope to deal with garbage weather that should not exist in the first place.

When I rule the land, winter will be abolished. The other 3 seasons will be extended.
Others try to cope by saying nonsense like:

'It makes you appreciate other seasons more!'

and

'It's nice to feel cozy when you come back home!'

All you're doing is AGREEING with me that winter is indeed trash and the other seasons are better.

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