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Not an #AprilFoolsDay Joke: after 17 days at @nyulangone, including 6 days on a ventilator, I’m being discharged! Here’s my final hospital bed selfie. #coronavirus #COVID19 #coronaboy #LatsCovid19Journal
Thanks to the #HealthcareHeroes here at @nyulangone who not only saved my life, but made a long hospitalization as pleasant as such an experience can be. #coronavirus #COVID19 #coronaboy #LatsCovid19Journal
Here at @nyulangone, a top academic hospital, they’re also engaging in research to help learn more about how to fight diseases like #coronavirus/#covid19; I’m participating in 2 studies. #coronaboy #LatsCovid19Journal
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On this #AprilFoolsDay, recounting some instances from #Parliament which had us fooled in the last one year:

1. Delaying discussing #FinanceBill for almost a week and then passing it without discussion in #LokSabha, because #Parliament had to be shut due to #COVID outbreak
2. On last day of curtailed #BdgetSession in #RajyaSabha, 7 Money Bills were returned in 5 hours, with 2 Appropriation Bills and all 154 clauses and 5 schedules of Finance Bill put to vote together without any discussion and cleared in 5 minutes

#AprilFoolsDay
3. Sending #DataProtection Bill to specially constituted Joint Parliament Committee headed by a BJP MP instead of already existing Standing Committee headed by an Opposition MP

#AprilFoolsDay instances from #Parliament
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1/n Something big is up at @binance. First @Poloniex, then @steemit and now @CoinMarketCap. If we go by the reported news on the @TheBlock__ , this could be worth $400 Million. Assuming that it is not an #AprilFoolsDay prank...

theblockcrypto.com/post/60371/bin…
2/n Over the last 12 months, @cz_binance has acquired at least three companies - @BinanceJEX, @WazirXIndia, and @dapp_review. Looking at the big picture, it is a notable development as @cz_binance mops up the key players in the #decentralized fundraising space
3/n If you're looking to develop a #dapp, your best best is soon going to be the #Binance Blockchain. Why? Because it tacitly lets #developers know that it has the most well-oiled machinery in the much muddied #crypto space.
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Italy, UK, Spain, France took part in poignant clapping tributes. They went to their doorsteps & windows outpouring gratitude. Healthcare workers were applauded worldwide.
As millions of people were in voluntary isolation or lockdown, the clapping was a sign of raised spirits/1
On the other hand, Brazil erupted to the sound of banging pots and pans and shouts of "Bolsonaro out!" with housebound protesters expressing their anger toward the President. This was their way of un-bottling their pent-up frustration./2
In India, after indulging in all important events of kemcho Trump, Delhi riots, MP Govt toppling, (I might have missed out a few) Modi gave a 29 minute speech on #coronaviruspandemic urging people to express gratitude thru #ThaliBajao. Gratitude to whom??? Noone asked/3
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Everything lines up with the #UnitedStates declaring #MartialLaw on April 11th & annoucing the indictment of #JohnPodesta on March 11th, which establishes the 1st marker, #Easter weekend. #Qanon post 35 - “For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son” EASTER!
I think it will help a lot if I walk through each logical step. So on March 11, 2020 @realDonaldTrump gave this Presidential announcement stating a 30 day ban on air travel. #Podesta was indicted earlier this day per this theory. I’ll get to that in a sec
.@realDonaldTrump tweeted this 15 Days to Slow the Spread tweet on 3/17 which goes through 3/30. #Qanon post 497, A [15] in brackets with [Win]/when being interchangeable. The [15] ties this Q post to the 15 day tweet & window.
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Det är svårt att föreställa sig om det som sker i Kina. Uppenbarligen samlar de in dissidenter. All internet trafik är spärrad utom de källor som kommer via den kinesiska staten. Det som pågår i Kina angående #Coronavirus är en krigshandling av främmande makt.
Det här viruset är
gjord av människan. Ryssland, Indien, Taiwan vet att viruset innehåller HIV.

Därmed är skiten tillverkad av människan. Det sägs att den slår hårdare mot kinesiska män än mot andra raser, vilket betyder att denna "attack" kommer ej från deras egna led.

Fortsättning följer.
Russian scientists believe America created the Wuhan coronavirus to sabotage China dimsumdaily.hk/russian-scient… via @Dimsum Daily
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Did you know: #Russia has never vetoed a UNSC resolution that aimed at protecting #Syria'n civilians?! #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay
Did you know: Russia and the Syrian regime have never killed Syrian civilians? They have saved the lives of more than 116,000 civilians, as the White Helmets did? #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay
Did you know: Russia and the Syrian regime have supported the White Helmets with around 1 Zillion $ to carry on its humanitarian operations?🙄
#AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay
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Presenting the #AprilFool 2019 thread with a collection of videos / stories that brands have shared.

1. The @Olacabs Restrooms on Demand service.
@Olacabs 2. @TMobile introduces T-Mobile Phone BoothE. A video by @JohnLegere. Another #AprilFoolsDay Prank but also a jab at AT&T’s fake 5G E.
3. @kingfisherworld brings #KFInstantBeer which is an interesting #AprilFoolsPrank, so good that people who drink want this to become real.
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