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Okay. So today was a weird day. I'm in DC and @Soundsaboutleft comes hauling ass up to me.

He screams "I just got us a paying gig."

I was exc..ecsta...excited to get money that didn't involve being paid by Ted Cruz to humiliate Ted Cruz. Weird kink, man. #ArrestThemNow
So what was I paid to do? I was told it was to "take care of a beloved pet" of some guy whose name sounded like a guy's dingy dong.

They took me this room in the Senate office area and the door said "Feeding Room."

Which was a bit weird. I pushed in the door and holy crap...
It was Moscow Mitch himself eating some lettuce. He was going to town on it. I mean...I was amazed he put away several heads of lettuce and, I guess, red cabbage.

I looked at Left and he said "We have to feed him, clean him, and carry him to his aquarium."
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Hey, @Facebook , why are u allowing this domestic terrorist, who participated in breaching our nations Capital (as shown in video below), to continue hosting page(s) on ur svc as "realbakedalaska" & possibly more (priv. pg's et al)!?
BAN ASAP PLS!😑😑
WUA, @DHSgov ? He been arrested yet??????????? Him an ALL his comerades who went with/in the vid???
#insurrection
#DomesticTerrorism
Hey, @tiktok_us , you going to allow him to remain on your svc, too (see video above!😑) ???
#insurrection
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