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@twilliams81 @togawamercer @MiniCannonTech Electric charge is the way to go. Also warning: legality in London is gonna be an issue.
@twilliams81 @togawamercer @MiniCannonTech I fire #babycannons at the #cabininthewoods, where our Second Amendment practically requires the open carry of loaded #babycannons. (The cabin literally has a deer blind in the back yard.) I suspect municipal ordinances in London don't favor black powder detonations.
@twilliams81 @togawamercer @MiniCannonTech Also... Alas, #babycannon will not make a loud boom if she has no ball inside her (no blanks will do). Without an actual #babycannonball, the powder just flares out noiselessly. So you actually have to fire something if you want a "boom".
Many people have been asking me why there have been so few booms lately. I have a few thoughts on that. They are admittedly speculative. /1/
Booms require energetic journalism. They also require informed sources willing to cooperate. So let's think about source bases, their... /2/
knowledge and its freshness, and their accessibility at the present time. The exercise gives a sense of the reason for the current lull. /3/
