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#XianXianSeason
babyxian was waiting for babyji's delighted reaction at her present. wy has seen the necklace and knew she had to get it for zhanzhan
but instead of smiles, lz began crying? wy panics
"lz, why u cry?"
"cause no one my friend" lz wails
#XianXianSeason
babyxian was waiting for babyji's delighted reaction at her present. wy has seen the necklace and knew she had to get it for zhanzhan
but instead of smiles, lz began crying? wy panics
"lz, why u cry?"
"cause no one my friend" lz wails
wy is confused "what u mean?"
lz holds out the gift towards wy "look! says no one friend!"
oh no! wy didn't realise how it could look, her mama had told her the meaning of the necklace, she should have told lz first
"nooooo, zhanzhan. 'no' means number. number one friend"
lz holds out the gift towards wy "look! says no one friend!"
oh no! wy didn't realise how it could look, her mama had told her the meaning of the necklace, she should have told lz first
"nooooo, zhanzhan. 'no' means number. number one friend"
at lz's teary glance, wy nods "means you're wy's number one friend. zhanzhan my best friend"
babyji hiccups "really?"
"of course! we even have matching rabbit backpacks!" she shouts, wanting zhanzhan to not cry anymore
"wei ying my best friend too"
babyji hiccups "really?"
"of course! we even have matching rabbit backpacks!" she shouts, wanting zhanzhan to not cry anymore
"wei ying my best friend too"
#kaeys5k
#BabyLWJSeason
Prompt: Babyji biting the substitute teacher
Never make Babyji mad
That was a rule every staff member knew about. It had even been raised by Babyji's uncle, LQR, when he dropped Babyji off for the first day of kindergarten
#BabyLWJSeason
Prompt: Babyji biting the substitute teacher
Never make Babyji mad
That was a rule every staff member knew about. It had even been raised by Babyji's uncle, LQR, when he dropped Babyji off for the first day of kindergarten
Thankfully, Babyji was a very even tempered baby. At least he didn't treat the teachers like servants the way Babyxuan did or work the class up into a frenzy like Babyxian
Babyji happily did his thing and sucked up every bit of learning he could
Babyji happily did his thing and sucked up every bit of learning he could
That was, until his usual teacher fell ill and a substitute was called in
A substitute that had never met Babyji and whom Babyji had never met
It started off well. The class was allowed to start the day colouring. Babyji even got to use the pretty pencils
A substitute that had never met Babyji and whom Babyji had never met
It started off well. The class was allowed to start the day colouring. Babyji even got to use the pretty pencils
#BabyLWJSeason
Baby A-Zhan loved all animals. He was also able to imitate them and loved to hold lengthy conversations with him. Adults were so complicated but animals were simple. He had yet to find an animal that he disliked. That is, until he found geese.
Baby A-Zhan loved all animals. He was also able to imitate them and loved to hold lengthy conversations with him. Adults were so complicated but animals were simple. He had yet to find an animal that he disliked. That is, until he found geese.
Shufu had taken him and A-Huan along to a meeting in Lanling and after meeting a very bratty baby Zixuan, he decided he did not want to deal with people anymore. He tugged on his Shufu’s clothes and the three Lans went to the gardens to be alone.
In the big garden there was a pond and Babyji was elated to see there were very big ducks in the pond. His big eyes shone brightly and he pointed to the animals:
“Duck!”
“A-Zhan, those are not ducks, they are geese.” Said LQR.
“Duck!”
“A-Zhan, those are not ducks, they are geese.” Said LQR.
#BabyLWJSeason
Babyji: Gotta get Tofu a snack!
Little feet hustle through the house, their cadence hurried and determined
The sound is quickly followed by the scampering of bunny feet
Babyji and Tofu stare up at the treat jar on the high shelf. They look at each other
Babyji: Gotta get Tofu a snack!
Little feet hustle through the house, their cadence hurried and determined
The sound is quickly followed by the scampering of bunny feet
Babyji and Tofu stare up at the treat jar on the high shelf. They look at each other
Babyji: Gotta get Tofu a treat
He climbs up on the chair next to the shelf and reaches across with a plump hand. Nearly there!
His fingertips nudge the jar. The jar wobbles. He pushes the jar a little more
It hits the floor with a dull thud, the lid rolling off
He climbs up on the chair next to the shelf and reaches across with a plump hand. Nearly there!
His fingertips nudge the jar. The jar wobbles. He pushes the jar a little more
It hits the floor with a dull thud, the lid rolling off
Treats go everywhere
Babyji cheers and Tofu digs into their prize
Babyji: Not too many Tofu, gotta save some for laters!
Just in case, he picks up the bun after a couple of treats. He knows bunnies shouldn't have too many snacks!
Babyji cheers and Tofu digs into their prize
Babyji: Not too many Tofu, gotta save some for laters!
Just in case, he picks up the bun after a couple of treats. He knows bunnies shouldn't have too many snacks!
#BabyxianSeason
#BabyLWJSeason
Baby Foxxian is tiny. Just a little floof. Only days old, and everyone around him is just in awe of how smol and roumd he is
He sleeps a lot, his belly round and full of milk
Just a growing boy
#BabyLWJSeason
Baby Foxxian is tiny. Just a little floof. Only days old, and everyone around him is just in awe of how smol and roumd he is
He sleeps a lot, his belly round and full of milk
Just a growing boy
It's no surprise then that when they arrive in Cloud Recesses, the dragons are intrigued by the baby. After all, dragons babies are very mobile shortly after being born
This fox baby is... not
Everyone is slightly anxious at introducing baby Noodleji to Foxxian
This fox baby is... not
Everyone is slightly anxious at introducing baby Noodleji to Foxxian
The noodle stares into the nest of fur and blankets at the roumd bebe, dragon face confused
He looks up at CSSR,who smiles and nods at him
He looks back at the bebe
Then, as if making a momentous decision, he nods firmly
Yes. Yes, he knows now
He looks up at CSSR,who smiles and nods at him
He looks back at the bebe
Then, as if making a momentous decision, he nods firmly
Yes. Yes, he knows now
#BabyLWJSeason
Someone has given Babyji a plush bnuny that is as big as he is
LQR stares as his nephew walks inside, arms holding on with all their might around the massive toy
Babyji, voice muffled from behind floof: Shushu. Dis Tofu. Say hi to Tofu
Someone has given Babyji a plush bnuny that is as big as he is
LQR stares as his nephew walks inside, arms holding on with all their might around the massive toy
Babyji, voice muffled from behind floof: Shushu. Dis Tofu. Say hi to Tofu
LQR, knowing the formalities must be observed, even for toy bnunys that appear out of nowhere: Good evening, Tofu. Welcome to our home. Can I ask where you came from?
Babyji: Tofu says he was living next door, but den saw me and wanted to be my fweind!
Next door?
Babyji: Tofu says he was living next door, but den saw me and wanted to be my fweind!
Next door?
CANGSE SANREN
Speak of the devil
CSSR, strolling in behind Babyji: Hello there, Qiren, don't you just love A-Zhan's new friend?
Even though he's slightly unnerved by the massive toy, there's no chance he can disappoint Babyji
LQR: Tofu looks like the very best of friends
Speak of the devil
CSSR, strolling in behind Babyji: Hello there, Qiren, don't you just love A-Zhan's new friend?
Even though he's slightly unnerved by the massive toy, there's no chance he can disappoint Babyji
LQR: Tofu looks like the very best of friends
Baby lan zhan gets lost in cloud recess and ends up far far from his dada and shifu in a forest?!
Baby lan zhan does not cry so easily but you can see the tears already brimming in his eyes. And and then!
A big white fluffy thing flops in front of him!
Baby lan zhan does not cry so easily but you can see the tears already brimming in his eyes. And and then!
A big white fluffy thing flops in front of him!
It's pink nose twitching right in front of tiny lan zhan's face!
Lan zhan stopped tearing up to glare at the fluffy object.
He put a chubby hand forward and booped the bunny.
The bunny miraculously hadn't been scared away by pocket sized lan zhan yet! But it ran back into the
Lan zhan stopped tearing up to glare at the fluffy object.
He put a chubby hand forward and booped the bunny.
The bunny miraculously hadn't been scared away by pocket sized lan zhan yet! But it ran back into the
Burrows and bushes of the forest.
Now lan zhan was alone again.🥺
Then suddenly, rustling sounds come.
An army of bunnies the size of a toddler hop hop their way to lan zhan!!
Lan zhan is scared of being alone and of big ants and honestly he's a little bit scared right now.
Now lan zhan was alone again.🥺
Then suddenly, rustling sounds come.
An army of bunnies the size of a toddler hop hop their way to lan zhan!!
Lan zhan is scared of being alone and of big ants and honestly he's a little bit scared right now.
#BabyLWJSeason
#ShijiesBabyjiBirthday
"Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan!"
LZ looks up from the butterfly he's currently working on to gift to his mother when he's back home. He may look too serious for a toddler, but his eyes instantly light up at the sight of his best friend.
#ShijiesBabyjiBirthday
"Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan!"
LZ looks up from the butterfly he's currently working on to gift to his mother when he's back home. He may look too serious for a toddler, but his eyes instantly light up at the sight of his best friend.
"Wei Ying." Joy clear in his voice.
"Lan Zhan look!" WY says as he plops himself on the chair next to LZ's and holds out his tiny hand. In it, there's a flower that LZ has seen a couple of times but doesn't know it's name.
"Lan Zhan look!" WY says as he plops himself on the chair next to LZ's and holds out his tiny hand. In it, there's a flower that LZ has seen a couple of times but doesn't know it's name.
"Mama said you can make a wish with this!" WY continues.
At this, LZ responds with an "Oh", soft but full of wonder.
"Here!" WY takes LZ's hand and places the flower on it, he then takes his other hand and makes LZ hold the flower with both hands in front of him.
At this, LZ responds with an "Oh", soft but full of wonder.
"Here!" WY takes LZ's hand and places the flower on it, he then takes his other hand and makes LZ hold the flower with both hands in front of him.
struck by the image of toddlers wangxian
where 3 y/o xianxian's little prank on a-zhan goes a /little/ too far.
you see, his mom taught him just how good of a creepy hiding place their linen closet can be. and he is eager to try it out himself. scaring a-zhan will be fun!
where 3 y/o xianxian's little prank on a-zhan goes a /little/ too far.
you see, his mom taught him just how good of a creepy hiding place their linen closet can be. and he is eager to try it out himself. scaring a-zhan will be fun!
(xianxian had screamed and nearly peed his pants but a-zhan doesn't need to know that.)
when they're all set up in the living room, xianxian pretends to forget something.
"we left lil apple in my bed, i'm gonna go get her!" xianxian says. "you hold down the fort, okay?"
when they're all set up in the living room, xianxian pretends to forget something.
"we left lil apple in my bed, i'm gonna go get her!" xianxian says. "you hold down the fort, okay?"
a-zhan nods seriously in that way that makes his cheeks wobble.
he walks to his bedroom, the when a-zhan's not looking, tiptoes into the linen closet and climbs into the second shelf with all the blankets.
when he's all settled, he creaks open the door and yells.
he walks to his bedroom, the when a-zhan's not looking, tiptoes into the linen closet and climbs into the second shelf with all the blankets.
when he's all settled, he creaks open the door and yells.
#BabyLWJSeason
after his mother’s death, the only thing that comforts a-zhan is her scarf, a pale blue scarf where she embroidered gentians on the hem of it.
the scarf is his prized possession, something he never lets anyone touch, until he finds someone to share it with
after his mother’s death, the only thing that comforts a-zhan is her scarf, a pale blue scarf where she embroidered gentians on the hem of it.
the scarf is his prized possession, something he never lets anyone touch, until he finds someone to share it with
it was a good day, not too bright to make him sweaty, just perfect enough for him to go to the nearby park with his uncle for a walk.
he grabs his mother’s scarf, a clothing too big and his body too small for it but somehow he manages to wrap himself around it.
he grabs his mother’s scarf, a clothing too big and his body too small for it but somehow he manages to wrap himself around it.
he walks hand in hand with his uncle to the neighbourhood’s park, a place which has his favourite swing.
“a-zhan is excited to ride the swings?” his uncle asks as they reach the park.
before babyji could reply, he hears a loud scream at a distance.
“a-zhan is excited to ride the swings?” his uncle asks as they reach the park.
before babyji could reply, he hears a loud scream at a distance.
#BabyLWJSeason
LQR had left babyJi in his highchair with a bottle in babyJi's chubby hands.
He should start inculcating disciple and responsibility in babyji. *Stroking his goatee* A-Huan is a model child. Babyji must follow in his dada's footsteps.
Babyji is not amused.
LQR had left babyJi in his highchair with a bottle in babyJi's chubby hands.
He should start inculcating disciple and responsibility in babyji. *Stroking his goatee* A-Huan is a model child. Babyji must follow in his dada's footsteps.
Babyji is not amused.
Why has shufu not fed him milk and instead shove a bottle in his hands and run away? Unacceptable. Babyji is hungy.
Maybe he should start crying?
No. Babyji could try to feed himself right? The bottle is heavy in his smol fat hands.
He stares at it suspiciously.
Maybe he should start crying?
No. Babyji could try to feed himself right? The bottle is heavy in his smol fat hands.
He stares at it suspiciously.
He asks the bunny designed bottle " are you good milky that shufu made?"
LQR was hiding just outside the baby room away from babyji's sharp and observant golden eyes. He can be checking on babyji from the babycam but what if there was an accident and he could not rush back in
LQR was hiding just outside the baby room away from babyji's sharp and observant golden eyes. He can be checking on babyji from the babycam but what if there was an accident and he could not rush back in
#BabyLWJSeason but make it part of #HotTentacleSummer tentacuddles prompt? Veers into soft #DarkLanZhan territory.
Lan Zhan is five when he first meets Wei Ying in the streets of Yiling. It is love at first sight, or so his older brother will tell everyone who asks later on.
Lan Zhan is five when he first meets Wei Ying in the streets of Yiling. It is love at first sight, or so his older brother will tell everyone who asks later on.
((His Shufu will say it is an unhealthy obsession borne from the recent loss of his mother, but by the point he finds out it is far too late to break the attachment. And really, what does he know? He has never been in LOVE!))
When little Wei Ying tells him that he can’t come to Gusu with him because he is waiting for his parents to return, little Lan Zhan trundles after him for the rest of the day, unwilling to let Wei Ying out of his sight.
#BabyLWJSeason #Dragonji #Foxxian
It wasn't often that the Lans went out for dinner. So lqr thought it would be a good idea to take lxc and baby lwj out for a dinner.
However he didn't expect to suddenly meet with the Jiangs there. +
It wasn't often that the Lans went out for dinner. So lqr thought it would be a good idea to take lxc and baby lwj out for a dinner.
However he didn't expect to suddenly meet with the Jiangs there. +
While the adults talked at the table, the kids were all sat together.
Baby foxxian was enamoured. It was the first time that he was seeing dragons in person.
He reached out to lxc eagerly. Lxc smiled and took the squirming baby in his arms. Xianxian gazed at him in wonder. +
Baby foxxian was enamoured. It was the first time that he was seeing dragons in person.
He reached out to lxc eagerly. Lxc smiled and took the squirming baby in his arms. Xianxian gazed at him in wonder. +
Everything about lxc captivated him. His pretty face, his golden eyes and especially his beautiful horns.
He poked and prodded at them tentatively before closing his fists around his two horns. And when lxc shook his head, xianxian giggled. +
He poked and prodded at them tentatively before closing his fists around his two horns. And when lxc shook his head, xianxian giggled. +
#BabyLWJSeason
Babyji has always been the undefeated winner of the popular toddlers contest in the cultivation world.
He was round, fluffy, loved sweets and was absolutely adorable. There was no one who could even get remotely close to his popularity. +
Babyji has always been the undefeated winner of the popular toddlers contest in the cultivation world.
He was round, fluffy, loved sweets and was absolutely adorable. There was no one who could even get remotely close to his popularity. +
At the age of 5, people knew his name. He was after all "the most adorable in Gusu".
Babyji on the other didn't care much. He only put up with it because he got to eat free sweets in the contest. +
Babyji on the other didn't care much. He only put up with it because he got to eat free sweets in the contest. +
There was even a waddling race where the toddler who waddled to the finish line first, won. And babyji always won.
Not because he was the fastest. That's what the world believed. It was because he was always in a hurry to get to the candy stand beyond the finish line. +
Not because he was the fastest. That's what the world believed. It was because he was always in a hurry to get to the candy stand beyond the finish line. +
#BabyLWJSeason
Babyji is a prodigy. He already excels in everything that he does.
However there's one little secret.
For the life of him, he can't seem to wrap his little head around how to read a clock.
He has tried everything that he could. +
Babyji is a prodigy. He already excels in everything that he does.
However there's one little secret.
For the life of him, he can't seem to wrap his little head around how to read a clock.
He has tried everything that he could. +
Picture books, rhymes, even dance routines - he has secretly tried it all.
But still nothing.
But hardly anyone can tell that he can't read clocks. Because somehow he manages to tell the time every single time his uncle and gege catch him. So there's no need to doubt at all. +
But still nothing.
But hardly anyone can tell that he can't read clocks. Because somehow he manages to tell the time every single time his uncle and gege catch him. So there's no need to doubt at all. +
So he knows how to read a clock, right? WRONG!
No matter how busy babyji was, one thing was consistent. His interactions with Wei Ying.
So he can now tell the time simply by being around Wei Ying.
Wei Ying woke up? Must be 11 am.
Wei Ying learning to swordfight? Must be 3 pm.+
No matter how busy babyji was, one thing was consistent. His interactions with Wei Ying.
So he can now tell the time simply by being around Wei Ying.
Wei Ying woke up? Must be 11 am.
Wei Ying learning to swordfight? Must be 3 pm.+
#BabyLWJSeason
You've heard of toddler!LWJ and infant!WWX. Now get ready for the reverse!
Babyji hates everyone who is not Mother/Uncle/Huan-ge. He kicks up a HUGE fuss if anyone else tries to touch him.
You've heard of toddler!LWJ and infant!WWX. Now get ready for the reverse!
Babyji hates everyone who is not Mother/Uncle/Huan-ge. He kicks up a HUGE fuss if anyone else tries to touch him.
For this reason alone, LQR allows himself to be cajoled into letting his nephews meet CSSR and her family while they're in town.
As expected, LWJ spite-vomits on CSSR when she picks him up. He bites WCZ.
As expected, LWJ spite-vomits on CSSR when she picks him up. He bites WCZ.
It is, LQR decides, what they deserve. They INSISTED upon meeting the boys, after all!
LQR is just a tiny bit smug as he watches CSSR pull out a wet wipe to clean off her shirt. Revenge has been achieved! A-Zhan is defending his uncle against long-ago offenses!
LQR is just a tiny bit smug as he watches CSSR pull out a wet wipe to clean off her shirt. Revenge has been achieved! A-Zhan is defending his uncle against long-ago offenses!
For #BabyLWJSeason, a post-canon de-aged Babyji ficlet/threadfic. Or the one in which LWJ is cursed to revert back into his six year old self.
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I.
Of course this happens.
Of course this happens ~now~.
It’s all Wei Wuxian can think as he watches the curse hit Lan Zhan.
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I.
Of course this happens.
Of course this happens ~now~.
It’s all Wei Wuxian can think as he watches the curse hit Lan Zhan.
Time moves in slow motion. Lan Zhan had turned just slightly to the side. To protect the juniors who had been knocked over by the resentful energy of the yaoguai.
Who would have thought such a small, insignificant nighthunt would be what takes the incomparable Hanguang-jun.
Who would have thought such a small, insignificant nighthunt would be what takes the incomparable Hanguang-jun.
WWX should have known. He should have known. It was the same with his parents after all.
Life was always looking for ways to humble him, to remind him to never get too comfortable.
Life was always looking for ways to humble him, to remind him to never get too comfortable.
One li'l quick thought, for both LXC's birthday and #BabyLWJSeason:
I think, when he was too young to know any better, baby!LWJ glommed some of the attention on LXC's birthday. I think he didn't understand why his brother was getting presents, but not him.
I think, when he was too young to know any better, baby!LWJ glommed some of the attention on LXC's birthday. I think he didn't understand why his brother was getting presents, but not him.
I think he tried to stick his pudgy little fingers straight into the cake frosting, before his brother even had a chance to blow out the candles. He got upset when he was told he couldn't lick that beautiful and alluring frosting rosette.
LXC humored him, of course.
LXC humored him, of course.
He happily shared his birthday until LWJ was about 5-6, and old enough to understand that it was Xiongzhang's Special Day.
After that, to make up for the birthday-theft he committed as a child, LWJ became EXTREMELY protective of his brother's birthday.
After that, to make up for the birthday-theft he committed as a child, LWJ became EXTREMELY protective of his brother's birthday.
I have already shared this particular headcanon in a couple different fics, I think.
But in honor of #BabyLWJSeason: I really do think that LWJ was just a Weird Kid Who Was Always Doing Some Kind Of Inscrutable Project.
But in honor of #BabyLWJSeason: I really do think that LWJ was just a Weird Kid Who Was Always Doing Some Kind Of Inscrutable Project.
It wasn't even something clear-cut, like sitting on the floor and drawing weird pictures!
It was just like...he's going to find a bunch of a specific kind of rock. Then he's going to create a pile of those rocks. Then he's going to move the pile over THERE and rearrange it.
It was just like...he's going to find a bunch of a specific kind of rock. Then he's going to create a pile of those rocks. Then he's going to move the pile over THERE and rearrange it.
He wouldn't tell his family what he was doing, either. (I maintain that he was also nonverbal until age 4-5!)
So LXC and LQR were just like, "...Um. What are you making there, A-Zhan?"
Baby!LWJ was like
So LXC and LQR were just like, "...Um. What are you making there, A-Zhan?"
Baby!LWJ was like
