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The hardest part about working in security is when someone tries to crack the password on the Adriatic Sea by setting it on fire.

The second hardest part is playing the piano solo from “Layla” on your desk before you begin the triage process. Stock photo of “network sec...
Meanwhile, after a rogue admin Konami-coded their way into AWS’s Artic Circle and Kazakhstan regions, Gabon gets DDoS’ed by shopping carts via a nation-state attack on Aldi’s 25-cent cart-unlocking mechanism.

Such carnage. It’s a good thing you‘re wearing your IR cufflinks.
(As a sidebar: Oceania becoming bar graph-shaped isn’t related to your job. Just collateral damage from climate change. Which you may or may not be contributing to by mining crypto — no, the other crypto — in your spare time.)
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THREAD: I wanted to make a funny quip using a #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob, so naturally I searched the web for inane depictions of what the public thinks I do as a professor. Well dang that was a shocker. 1/
Apparently I’m supposed to be a man, which was not really a surprise. Bad hair, okay, whatever. Glasses requisite, etc.
So some 20 photos into my search, some female profs show up. Glasses, of course. Just, what’s up with the “come hither, I want to shag you” look? 3/
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