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The hardest part about working in security is when someone tries to crack the password on the Adriatic Sea by setting it on fire.
The second hardest part is playing the piano solo from âLaylaâ on your desk before you begin the triage process.
The hardest part about working in security is when someone tries to crack the password on the Adriatic Sea by setting it on fire.
The second hardest part is playing the piano solo from âLaylaâ on your desk before you begin the triage process.
Meanwhile, after a rogue admin Konami-coded their way into AWSâs Artic Circle and Kazakhstan regions, Gabon gets DDoSâed by shopping carts via a nation-state attack on Aldiâs 25-cent cart-unlocking mechanism.
Such carnage. Itâs a good thing youâre wearing your IR cufflinks.
Such carnage. Itâs a good thing youâre wearing your IR cufflinks.
(As a sidebar: Oceania becoming bar graph-shaped isnât related to your job. Just collateral damage from climate change. Which you may or may not be contributing to by mining crypto â no, the other crypto â in your spare time.)
THREAD: I wanted to make a funny quip using a #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob, so naturally I searched the web for inane depictions of what the public thinks I do as a professor. Well dang that was a shocker. 1/
Apparently Iâm supposed to be a man, which was not really a surprise. Bad hair, okay, whatever. Glasses requisite, etc.
So some 20 photos into my search, some female profs show up. Glasses, of course. Just, whatâs up with the âcome hither, I want to shag youâ look? 3/
