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Apologies if addressing this sensitive subject causes upset this early in the morning but I can't keep quiet any more.
I'm worried about the size of my testicles.
So, I'm sitting on my seat on this train and this fella has got on the train and is in the next seat. 1/7
I'm worried about the size of my testicles.
So, I'm sitting on my seat on this train and this fella has got on the train and is in the next seat. 1/7
I don't know this man from Adam but I'm guessing he has enormous nuts. Enormous. Properly ENORMOUS. Maybe I'm being unfair and he's suffering from elephantiasis or something. But if he is, he's not alone. If he is, it could be an epidemic.
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I seem unable to get on a train without sitting next to someone whose plums are so massive they have to sit with their legs almost behind their ears. To be honest, it's got so bad that I'm surprised some men aren't wandering around with their jack's crackers in a wheelbarrow. 3/7
