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The United Kingdom as seen from outside.

"F**k business, Brexit comes first. - The economy overall is of surprisingly little interest to him."

#Brexit #BorisDay
The United Kingdom as seen from outside.

"Starting tomorrow he will be breaking promises."

#Brexit #BorisDay
The United Kingdom as seen from outside.…

#Brexit #BorisDay
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Let me explain to you something about the British character.

We often act in eccentric or silly ways to evoke that we, at heart, don’t take ourselves seriously, all the while taking ourselves, our thoughts, and actions very seriously. #BorisDay
We Brits prefer the appearance of the shambolic, the bumbling, the slightly pathetic, the perpetually stammering, the doddering, and the hesitant to the cool efficiency of the Americans, or the surgical precision of the Germans. #BorisDay
This is why #BorisDay was inevitable, for there is no more shambolic, doddering, bumbling, and stumbling British politician than Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. He might not be the Prime Minister we need. But he is definitely the Prime Minister we deserve.
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Out of shot: The South Korean lass posing for instagram shots who just unbalanced herself and fell in the harbour.

Which has improved my #borisday mood no end.
she's fine. The water's clean and she's now doing 'half-drowned chic' shots instead.

Her mates have stopped laughing and now look a bit jealous.

Fair play to her.
You can do whatever poses you want ladies, she's gonna out-like you now. And you both know it.
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