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17 regular season home games
1 international friendly
2 open cup games
2 playoffs games
= 22 “seats”

1 account = up to 8 deposits

8 x 22 = up to 176 “seats” per account

This is the type of math used when announcing season ticket deposits.
All I’m saying is we should have announced 2,640,000 “seats” for the STC ticket pledge.

Opportunity lost. #SAD
And if you’re wondering why every MLS expansion team breaks the season ticket deposit record of the team that came right before them, just assume that your team will play THREE Open Cup games instead of two. Boom, eight additional “seats” per deposit.

WE FUCKING DID IT, LADS.
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It’s funny that now MLS ownership wants to use attendance for anything scientifically relevant, when they’ve been manipulating the data for 20+ years. “Manipulating” was the nicest word I could come up with.

The @MLSPA shouldn’t budge one single inch. #BusinessMetrics
Maybe you decide you have too much salary on the books in 2021. Take a stroll on down to the Anthony Precourt School of Book Cookin’, and learn how to drive away your fanbase. No promotions, all big games on Wednesday, slash marketing, no toilet paper: BOOM.
Or you could just make them stay in the parking lot until the game kicks off. Report however many people accidentally got into the stadium at an arbitrary time as the attendance number. You’re not the bad guy! They did this to themselves! Weakness for queso! You’re the victim!
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Reminder that the USL/RWs group came to this city to BE Chattanooga Football Club - not to compete.

Chattanooga Mayor Andy Berke used the term “Hostile Takeover” (at 11:30) when talking about what happened.

Let me provide added context to that thought.

facebook.com/chattanoogafc/…
First off - this whole fiasco started just 13 days after the 2018 CFC season ended. The books weren’t done, and the dust was hardly settled after the 2018 CFC season ended. Not all the players had even left town yet.

There was no serious warning from the outside.
On 7/27 - a Friday at 4pm, a “leaked” story came out that USLD3 was coming to Chatt and they hired former CFC GM, Board Member and co-Owner Sean McDaniel to fill similar roles for them.

There had not yet been a formal announcement that Sean had resigned CFC (he had 3 days prior)
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