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Care in the Time of Corona

Him: “Did my test come back yet?”
Me: “Not yet. But should be soon.”
Him: *twists mouth*
Me: “Kind of a bottleneck, sir." *sigh* "I’m so sorry.”

*awkwardly standing near bed in PPE*

Me: “Um. . how do you feel?”
Him: “My body a little better.”
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Him: “Other than that? I feel lonely.”

Wait. Huh?

Me: “Lonely?”
Him: “Yeah. Take a act of congress for somebody to get in here. Can’t have no visitors. And since I ain’t intensive care sick, nobody need to come in as much, you know?”

Hmm.

I hadn’t thought of that.
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Him: “Then when they DO come in and they all business. Stick your finger. Flush your IV. Take your temperature. Then they get the F up out of there.”
Me: *staring at him* “Dang.”
Him: “I be trying to make small talk. Like wait! Don't go!”

He laughed when he said that.
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