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आप जानते हैं, हमारे बीच चीताजी पधार चुके हैं।चीताजी विलुप्त होने से पहले भारत के मूल निवासी माने जाते थे। १९५२ में उन्हें भारत में विलुप्त मानकर विदेशी घोषित कर दिया गया।चीता जी अफ्रीका में बस गए। जब वापस आए हैं तो लोग उनके आने को घर वापसी कह रहे हैं।
वे हमसे बड़ी सहृदयता से मिले और हमारे प्रश्नों के उत्तर खुलकर दिए। पढ़िए कुछ अंश –
चीता जी दूर खड़े थे, पास आने के लिए उन्होंने ही पूछा – “मैं आऊं?”
हमने कहा – “आइए आइए, स्वागत है आपका। कैसा लग रहा है आपको भारत आकर?”
#कूनो
इस प्रश्न पर वे केवल मुस्कुराए और चिड़िया की तरह चहचहा उठे -“चां चां चां”। उनका तात्पर्य था कि वे बहुत प्रसन्न हैं।
फिर भी हमने शिष्टाचार में पूछा – “कैसे हैं आप?”
वे बोले “आं म्यां आं म्यां”
“देखिये, ऐसे राम राम बोलेंगे तो सांप्रदायिक घोषित हो जायेंगे। अपने बारे में कुछ बताइये?”
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Deplorable that #NamoAt72 endures hashtags like #NationalUnemploymentDay & #राष्ट्रीय_बेरोजगार_दिवस.

Record job loss, inflation & cronyism are no excuses not to say #HappyBdayModiji.

Since I'm jobless, here's a thread of videos to entertain Narendrabhai & other jobless folk...
Modi the Mathematician figured out where the 2ab in (a+b)² comes from. You see, no one had taught him that (a+b) * (a+b) inherently produces it.

So he spent his entire sojourn in some Himalayan cave to come up with this explanation...
#ClimateEmergency activists have long despaired of human society acting with any urgency on the issue. Modi the Modifier brilliantly figured out that the way to tackle a global problem is to completely redefine it. The climate hasn't changed, it is humans who are getting older...
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#CheetahIsBack

Cheetahs (3♂️, 5♀️) are coming to India (Kuno Palpur National Park, MP) from Namibia within a few days.

They will be released into quarantine Enclosure by the Hon'ble PM @NarendraModi on 17th September.

It's a thread on some interesting facts about #Cheetah.
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Cheetah is the world's fastest land animal. It shows astonishing speed & acceleration ... 0 to 100km/hr in 3 seconds.

Biological Adaptations behind such speed:
* Flexible spine, which enables elongated strides (upto 20ft)
* Light weight (avg adult males weigh 40-60kg)
* Aerodynamic body (small head, slender legs): minimises air resistance
* Enlarged nostrils, heart & lungs: supply large amount of oxygenated blood
* Semi-retractable claws: Unlike other Big Cats, Cheetah claws don't retract fully, giving them better grip & traction while running
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