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@sherrylever I'm happy, @sherrylever. I wouldn't want such a Goddess to suffer. I'd much rather you were making me suffer*.

I live in Bedford. I took the X5 Bus to Oxford, yesterday. There was a Bus, I think it was the S6, going all the way to #Swindon!

* So I could prove my devotion!
@sherrylever @sherrylever I was thinking: If I came to you by Bus it would take me at least five hours to get to you & I'd be too exhausted to enjoy my surrender to you.

HOWEVER:

I'm guessing accommodation might not be too expensive in Swindon. I thought, if I booked two nights in a hotel
@sherrylever @sherrylever I could come to you on the intervening day, surrender to you, serve you, suffer for you & devote & dedicate myself to you, completely & utterly.

How does that sound?

It would take a little planning & saving but it would be worth it (for me)!

#ChristmasPresentToMe!
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