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"The pager went off. I immediately answered. It was a voice I recognised, of my intern, but this time it was different. They sounded concerned. They sounded scared. 1/n"
"Hello" I replied "It's Jamal the Medical SHO, how can I make your day better?"
Silence.
Did I intimidate them with mentioning my lofty title? Potentially. I awaited the response.
2/n
Silence.
Did I intimidate them with mentioning my lofty title? Potentially. I awaited the response.
2/n
"OK... It's Adam, the F1 covering the elderly wards, sorry to bother you but..."
I stopped them there.
I couldn't hear another word after that phrase was said.
"Sorry to bother you."
3/n
I stopped them there.
I couldn't hear another word after that phrase was said.
"Sorry to bother you."
3/n
Star Trek if Starfleet was run by the NHS, a thread. 
7 of 9 is new to the crew and starting on nights. She asks about rest facilities and is told there is an alcove where she can stand upright with her eyes closed if she’d like. She says the Borg provided private rooms and hot food for every drone. The captain does not respond.
Vital ship upgrades require 8 weeks downtime, during which both life support and gravity will be unavailable. On completion, the crew emerge from stasis to discover the ship’s computer has been successfully upgraded from Windows 95 to Windows 98, but warp speed is now 40% slower.
