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#CongressIsParody

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THIS IS AN EXPLOSIVE EXPOSE ON THE SURGICAL STRIKES BY THE KHANGRESS!
ONLY FOR INDIAN EYES; DO NOT SHARE THIS ACROSS THE BORDER!

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The Khangress has claimed that they have conducted 6 surgical strikes, denied by Army (yeh Armywallo ko kuch bhi pata nahin).

At great risk to life & limb, I have accessed a top-secret document from the tijori at Khangress HQ at Akbar Road, New Delhi.

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Sam, the unnamed eye-witness source (who wishes to remain unnamed) has provided me with a detailed, blow-by-blow account of the events that lead to each of the 6 surgical strikes by the Khangress (yeh Armywallo ko kuch bhi pata nahin).

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Some great man said, ""I have dismantled Modi’s image""
I say, ""Really? Let's return the favour!""

Read on for a saga from Nehru to Sonia, how they treated HAL & say,
#CongressNeverAgain

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Remember this?
When Rahul Gandhi went on ad nauseum about how Modi Sarkar gave HAL a raw deal in the Rafale deal?

Here's a link for those of you who don’t remember

ndtv.com/india-news/rah…

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For Pidis, here's the video & the transcript from the INC website
inc.in/en/media/speec…

Bear with me
I will tell you a story that reveals utter hypocrisy & HAL

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26th Dec 1988 and the Prime Minister and Congress President Rajiv Gandhi planned a ten-day holiday at Bangaram Island.

indiatoday.in/magazine/india…
The Indian Navy's aircarft carrier, INS Virat picked up the holiday-goers from Mangalore & sailed them to Karavatti, the capital of the Lakshwadeep Islands.
Let that sink in.

Not a luxury cruise ship

Not a hired, private yatch

Not a plane

But Indian Navy's aircraft carrier
The holiday-goers list included:
The PM, his Italian-born wife & 2 children
4 friends of Rahul & Priyanka
Sonia's sister, husband & daughter
Sonia's widowed mother
Sonia's brother
Sonia's maternal uncle
Amitabh Bachchan's wife & their 2 kids
His brother Ajitabh's daughter
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#CongressNeverAgain
26th Dec 1988 and the Prime Minister and Congress President Rajiv Gandhi planned a ten-day holiday at Bangaram Island.

The Lakshwadeep Archipelago consists of 30 islands of which Bangaram is one, an uninhabited island, covering a mere half a sqkm.

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The Indian Navy's aircarft carrier, INS Virat picked up the holiday-goers from Mangalore & sailed them to Karavatti, the capital of the Lakshwadeep Islands.

Let that sink in.
Not a luxury cruise ship
Not a hired, private yatch
Not a plane
But Indian Navy's aircraft carrier

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An aircraft carrier is not an ordinary ship; alone on the seas.
It is a warship that serves as a seagoing airbase.
It is the capital ship, heading a Carrier Battle Group, requiring exceptional protection for itself.

A vulnerable aircraft carrier is a useless white elephant.

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