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#CovidConscious ❤️tips🧵1/On🤞🏾 surviving a long dental appointment.🦷 Quick ‘Kia Ora!’ Initially-no extraneous pleasantries (you can stay gracious AND allow 0 time for potential prevarication).
Walk in (obv masked) plug in HEPA-*IGNORE* huffing & puffing (switch on MAX settings)
Walk in (obv masked) plug in HEPA-*IGNORE* huffing & puffing (switch on MAX settings)
2/ Offer N95s to the dentist & nurse(s).
EXPECT- as I received: “Oh (*Implicit tone - Texan style: BLESS YOUR HEART!*) we don’t do that anymore! But okay, we have some, nurse will just go get them.” Internal voice: Damn right you will, mfs.
EXPECT- as I received: “Oh (*Implicit tone - Texan style: BLESS YOUR HEART!*) we don’t do that anymore! But okay, we have some, nurse will just go get them.” Internal voice: Damn right you will, mfs.
3/What I said out loud, deadpan: “Oh wow, you guys are immune from Covid? Wow. That’s amazing.”
Took a minute for the penny to drop …😏
Took a minute for the penny to drop …😏
