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The Cruz family vacation gets off to a rough start when dad gives an hour-long speech objecting to the rum in his daiquiri as invalid.
Other patrons inch away as @SenTedCruz loudly demands the beachside bartender mix him a Green New Deal. "It's frozen and causes you to black out!" he exclaims, looking around for appreciative laughs. #CruzFamilyVacation
Sailing ends quickly when Cruz denounces any attempt to tack to port as an outrageous lurch toward socialism. #CruzFamilyVacation #CruzToCancun
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