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#DarkBargain Gain the power to leap up to 100 metres safely BUT every time you do so, there's a 1/3 chance that your memory of one of your relatives will be replaced entirely with memories of Gollum off of Lord of the Rings
"How the hell did you get to the other side of that chasm?"
"Ah, I used the old 'Gollum's hop', mate."
"Ah ok phew. Btw how's your uncle Jeff doing?"
"Oh you mean the thin grey monkey guy, with the spindly hands and the haunted ring? Yeah really good cheers why do u ask?"
"Ah, I used the old 'Gollum's hop', mate."
"Ah ok phew. Btw how's your uncle Jeff doing?"
"Oh you mean the thin grey monkey guy, with the spindly hands and the haunted ring? Yeah really good cheers why do u ask?"
I mean, think how bad it would be to have the memory of a relative replaced with that of gollum. You wouldn't even know it had happened so you could be like "oh no I got gollumed, wonder who I lost?" They'd just be gollum in all your memories now, and it would seem normal to you.
