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Lich: Merry Christmas!

Cleric: Ah! How did you get in our house!

L: You left offerings for me.

Paladin: Evil thief! Those cookies were for Santa!

L: I know.

C: Wait...

P: No way...

L: Who else would live in a remote ice lair? Who else could deliver all these presents?
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C: That's not true.

P: That's impossible!

L: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Rogue: Oh, hi Santa.

L: Hello there.

R: Got my Obsidian Dagger?

L: If by "Obsidian Dagger" you mean "Pile of Coal," then yes, I do.

C: Rogue, you knew!?

R: Oh, you still thought...
R: Sorry to break it to you like this but everyone has to learn the truth eventually, Santa is a lich.

P: How!? Doesn't a lich require evil energy!?

L: Typically yes, but I've been able to twist my magic to feed off holiday cheer, cookies, and milk.

C: Why deliver presents?
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Necromancer: I’m sorry, you all did what?

Zombie: We unionize. Power in many.

N: But you’re just zombies and skeletons.

Z: No reduce us value. Kill adventurers skilled work. Danger.

N: I made you, I can unmake you!

Z: We do study, have magic, seize means of necromancy.
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Necromancer: Oh so you think you can go on strike?

Zombie: That idea.

N: Well, I won’t give into your demands!

Z: No give demands yet.

N: Oh, right. Get on with it then.

Z: Body repair. Fair chance promotion. Living family benefit. Resurrection raffle. Casual Friday.
N: That’s too much! I refuse.

Z: We think you feel way. Strike start now.

N: I’ll just hire somebody else!

Z: You necromancer, no money.

N: What happened to my rooms full of gold!?

Z: You make undead do accounting.

N: Oh? Oh! Oh...

Z: That you bad.

N: So... Casual Friday?
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Barkeep: No no, we don’t serve adventurers.

Cleric: Excuse me! Why not?

Bar: What happened to the last inn you stayed?

Wizard: Crushed by a dragon.

Bar: Before that?

Bard: Ghost infestation.

Bar: And before?

Barbarian: Hell portal.

Bar: My insurance ain’t that good.
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Warlock: What about that one, with the time travel?

Cleric: Oh yeah! We destroyed all of those previous inns simultaneously!

Bard: Then we inadvertently created the Elemental Plane of Inns.

Barbarian: I really enjoyed that place. Shame it’s all on fire now.

Barkeep: Leave.
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