Discover and read the best of Twitter Threads about #DrawPritiPatel
Most recents (2)
Right, after y’day’s mammoth fascathon posting all the entries, plus the 3 winners, to the #DrawPritiPatel Challenge just been looking through the #DrawGavinWilliamson submissions, just airlifted in from the deepest Pit in Hell by flying pig. And we have a problem...
...which is this, & it’s not the fault of any of you honed & skilled limnasts out there - for I too am of your number. Nonetheless, hardly any of the dozens of entries actually look like him. He is, in fact, almost impossible to draw because he’s so wholly fucking insipid...
...vacuous, vague, unformed, inchoate, vapid & more like a dissipating fart than anything even remotely corporeal. Which, I appreciate, raises certain issues. As is ever the nature of caricature, deviate by a micron & the true depiction is lost, blown away by the merest guff...
And as it's the Feast Day of the Holy Innocents, celebrating Toughness on Crime, Lorranawdah & Zero Tolerance for Minglin' among the Judean Under-Fives from Jolly Old King Herod, it's time to announce the results of the #DrawPritiPatel CHALLENGE!!!
And first off apologies for the delay in announcing this. As you know, negotiations between the judges went right up to the wire, & the amount of swarfega we'll need to get the blood off that ceiling is nobody's business. Worse, the hand-slashed fish head bearing the results...
...was sat in the back of a refrigerated hearse in a layby outside Ashford while Matt Hancock rang round his mates to find someone to award the contract chaffeuring contract, £300m in used fivers no questions arsked got me? And then, of course, ripped to his tits on babycham &...
