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Anecdotally, it is believed that homeschooling teachers are turning to wine and vodka to get through the day. We have no hard data to back this up. While you're tipsy teaching, remember to not drive. Here are some lesson plans:
Science: Teach little Tammy how hand washing stops your grubby hands from touching grubby surfaces that spread grubby diseases. This can and should be a practical exercise, with teacher participation.
Here's a sample math problem: Timmy has Rona. Timmy doesn't wash his hands. Timmy touches 3 surfaces, and each surface is touched by 4 people. How many people has grubby Timmy infected?
Here’s a story about Chad and how a DUI happens-
“Yeah I’m gonna go out tonight. Probably just gonna have a couple drinks. I’ll be fine to drive, I’m not planning on getting drunk” -Chad
“Yeah I’m gonna go out tonight. Probably just gonna have a couple drinks. I’ll be fine to drive, I’m not planning on getting drunk” -Chad
*Chad walks into the bar. Greg and Ben are playing Golden Tee and wearing those idiotic 2020 novelty glasses.*
“Oh man Chad is here! Let’s do a round of Fireball!” -Greg
“Not tonight, driving” -Chad, making a steering wheel motion with his right hand.
“Oh man Chad is here! Let’s do a round of Fireball!” -Greg
“Not tonight, driving” -Chad, making a steering wheel motion with his right hand.
Two pale ales deep, Chad changes his mind after hitting an eagle on Golden tee, cuz now he’s a little lubricated.
“Alright. I’ll do one fireball. Fill it up!” -Chad, as he pops his collar on his 1/4 zip chiefs pullover his mom gave him for Christmas
Chad slams the fireball.
“Alright. I’ll do one fireball. Fill it up!” -Chad, as he pops his collar on his 1/4 zip chiefs pullover his mom gave him for Christmas
Chad slams the fireball.
