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5) #Hussein orchestrated $ shipments 2Iran. At least $1.7bil went there. The #TreasuryDept & #DOS (Bureau of Polical-Military Affairs - which links 2the #DefenseDept -Think big #BudgetAllocations) control the flow of $, but bottom line, the #Fed secretly, or not, controls $$$. It
6) can be greatly aided in the effort with an #Executive's blessings. The Office of the Inspector General has a hand in distribution & the accounting of #ForeignAid. The #GAO (General Accounting Office) investigates $ moves.
7) orgs & then be redirected to the personal holdings of the creator/s. Another secondary shuffle is the covert placement in offshore holdings 4distribution. Activities attributed to slush funds come to mind. They move in all directions as needed. These methods are in use
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Remember that time [@HillaryClinton] with all of [@georgesoros] FIAT💴 won the Presidency?

ME EITHER 😂

#FAIL #WeThePeopleWon 🇺🇸
@realDonaldTrump @GenFlynn
What difference does it make @HillaryClinton?
NEVER FORGET HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO HER WINNING!

NEVER FORGET BENGHAZI 4

Chris Stevens 🇺🇸
Sean Smith 🇺🇸
Glen Doherty 🇺🇸
Tyrone Woods 🇺🇸

(I HEAR ITS A DRY HEAT HRC)
#Benghazi #NeverForgotten
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[THEY] will try to silence
the ]NEWS[, US.

#FAIL #Qanon
Is there even a difference?

#Qanon
Well done, on graphic Patriot.
Important to note 'Q' drops just prior to POTUS.
Something BIG is coming.

#Qanon
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Glad to see that very few are bothering to cover the expected, preplanned rollout of narratives following the #SOTU.
All of the #PCRhetoric your neurons need to remain asleep! The #DemDictionary, available in hardcover everywhere.
3) 🤔 Hmm...
So, Dark grey?
Dark green?
Dark blue?
Dark red?
Dark purple?
Dark brown?
Is there a #DarkBlack? I mean, black is black, isn't it?
#OperationMockingbird #DSMedia #Fail
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Do ya wanna see a US Attorney bitchslap a white supremacist, in polite legal language?
I was curious what was happening with this flump of shitbirds so I logged into PACER and oooooooh did I find something GOOOOOOD!?
cc: @ProPublica
For background on this case, read @ProPublica, they have been leading the charge on shining sunlight on these little pissant violence inciters.
This thread will take you through the US government's charges vs the flump of white supremacist shitbirds. WHO ARE DOMESTIC TERRORIST THERE I SAID IT.
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Ok it is 2019, soon 2020 and here is the case for @twitter to allow editing the tweets for god sake cc @jack @TwitterSupport @sriramk /1
Case #1, lets say, you started a long thread like this one and you want to edit the top one, you are stuck, because if you delete the top one, the whole thread has to be re-typed #fail cc @jack @TwitterSupport @sriramk /2
If your intention is to have a time stamp, you can still allow edit and internally create a new tweet or thread which will be a win-win...good user experience and audit in tact, wdyt? cc @sriramk @jack @TwitterSupport /3
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Watching AVENGERS: INFINITY WARS.

Within 120 seconds of the opening credits, it’s pissed all over THOR: RAGNAROK, making all the themes and sacrifices of that story irrelevant.

Why do I get the feeling this is gonna suck?
So Peter Parker is supposed to have a secret identity, right? Not anymore. A moron now knows that Parker is Spider-Man. FFS. The entire existence of Spider-Man, every series ever written, is now moot.
I’m twenty minutes in, and Bruce Banner is trying like hell to turn into the Hulk. (a) The last time we saw him it was hard for him NOT to turn into the Hulk, and (b) he was terrified that if he Hulked up one more time, Banner would cease to exist.

FFS.
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#OPSEC mistakes by ex @CIA Kevin Mallory #spying for China, caught on CCTV having secret documents scanned to micoSD card instead of doing it on his own cheap disposable scanner, useless non-destructive messages covert comms phone App, no #encryption cbsnews.com/news/chinese-s…
#OPSEC #fail ex @CIA Kevin Mallory recruited to spy for #China #MSS via @LinkedIn profile openly pitching #NationalSecurity experience. N.B. all the risks of taking your phone to China, highlighted by US CI official also apply to foreigners visiting USA cbsnews.com/news/chinese-s…
#Privacy activists need to learn from professional #espionage agents & #CounterIntelligence case #OPSEC techniques & failures - #China #MSS agent handlers were unprofessional in mobile #CovertComms & #MoneyLaundering - Kevin Patrick Mallory indictment justice.gov/opa/press-rele…
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Holiday shopping tip for retailers: If you're going to offer live customer support, know that it will always set the standard for your brand value. #Fail to communicate clearly, or provide resolution with integrity, and you lose not only the customer but their influence network.
Whatever complaints we may have about @amazon, their customer support is generally excellent, and so their customers stick with them. Features offered tend to work, and problems are resolved with the minimum possible fuss. Sadly, other brands, attempting to compete, fall short.
While @amazon is presently having a tough time breaking into bricks and mortar grocery sales (@WholeFoods), I anticipate they will eventually crack that nut. @Walmart started poorly with its online presence, but has been learning from its mistakes, and improving well.
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1.The #Criminal efforts of the #FBI to break the evidence chain existing in devices used fro text msgs will #Fail. No matter that they're attempting to remove from the low end user tech that which exists in the #MetaData collections.
Their hope is to detach the device's......
2. ......evidence link to a specific person.
It is a fruitless endeavor in the big picture.
We knew from the #IGReport & before, that there were #Strzok & #Page texts that contained conspiratorial dialogues, some of which statements were aimed a physically removing then......
3. ......#CandidateTrump & later #PresidentElectTrump
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#TheRushLimbaughShow reported, back in Sep '18, & not the 1st time we heard about the #FBILeakers among which are #Strzok & #Page. Again, by this time it was open source that their texts contained......
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The UK's Gender Service for Children is a national disgrace that causes immense harm. Which LGBT organisations are speaking up for trans children in their submissions to the Gov LGBT Health Inquiry....parliament.uk/business/commi…
@stonewalluk response is a huge let down. One point out of 69 is on children's GIDS. It focuses on need for training at CAHMS, not even questioning why trans children have to go anywhere near CAHMS (CAHMS doesn't even want to see trans children) @ruth_hunt
@stonewalluk make a brief reference to waiting times (without stating it's 18 months), an unexplained reference to Gillick competency & a concern about transfer to adult services. @Stonewall recommendations have nothing on trans kids or on shameful UK GIDS @PaulTwocock #Fail
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I hate the way people romanticize history on "Thanksgiving day." I saw a stat about something like over 80% of Americans eating turkey today.
If every one of the households that bought a turkey would buy a children's or YA book by a Native writer... that would be AWESOME. Especially if it is one that is set in the present day.
People tend to want Native this/that in a "long ago" or "far away" sort of framework. I guess that offers them a way to "honor" us but keep us as far away from their day to day life as possible. Messed up, though, right? (Say right, please.)
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Marketing #fail of the month: I visited the big @TMobile store in Burbank, CA - planning on getting the new @oneplus 6T, but the @petelau2007 @JohnLegere love-fest is going to go sour very shortly, if my experience was any indicator.
Staff not only had zero product knowledge of the phone, but clearly didn't even care. I casually asked what the phone specs were (storage, camera), and the store associate begrudgingly took out his own phone to research the answer via the Web.
There were no specs displayed beside the only 6T in the store, shoved in a back corner. There was no @oneplus product-specific signage whatsoever. A basic rule of product marketing & sales is that you have to both #Know about your product, and #Care about it.
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Aaaand: "Burkman, a conservative radio host, is known for spreading conspiracy theories. He launched his own private investigation into the murder of DNC staffer Seth Rich."

Oh, so you mean he peddles Kremlin disinformation and lies. Totally did NOT see that coming.
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Microtargetting #FAIL
I clicked bec I want them to have to pay for my click 🤣.
LOLOLOLOL fucking grifters
I hope they spend far more on their stupid ad campaign than they raise.
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Oh @cmrlofficial . Why so averse to learning? New stations, same old access problems. #Senior #Joyride thread - I spy with my jaundiced eye. #ChennaiMetro #A11y #Fails @DisabilityIndia
Really @chennaicorp ! This is the access to Nehru Park Chennai Metro station? At points the pavement itself is non existent with bus and Poonamallee High Rd traffic whizzing by. Senior citizen required support on both sides with parking 50 m away. @cmrlofficial @DisabilityIndia
1 foot footpath with trip with at one side and someone sitting blocking the other side of the tree. Not to mention the auto blocking the way too. #Pedestrian #Accessibility #NotACakeWalk
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Ça commence sec avec la déformation de l'info scientifique dans la presse. Les conseils aux journalistes, de la chercheuse Estelle Dumas-Mallet : être moins catégoriques quand on annonce une découverte #IMGS6
Elle souligne que parfois, l'info est survendue dès le communiqué de presse ! La solution d'après elle : former les chercheurs à la vulgarisation #IMGS6
Par visioconf, Thomas Huchon (journaliste, Spicee) est invité comme "praticien de la fake news". Le ton est donné :P #IMGS6
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Starting on the show from the 10th. It begins with an "Op ed" from the NYT. I found no other copy online. HInt: this isn't about the piece, it's about a "go signal" in an effort to muddy the elections in favor of the Dems. Expect more, much more over the next couple of months.
Props for trying though... Notice how quickly it died. "These people are stupid!"
Turns out the piece is 100% plagiarized from a college kid's submitted essay. If you haven't read it yet, I highly encourage you to pull up that BuzzFeed article... it's a satirical take on the op-ed.
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. @ICICIBank_Care is one of the worst phone banking service there exists. #FAIL
Please note that this is for a corporate credit card (wonder what happens to consumer...thank god we don’t have that from Icici)...it took me 6 times calls , 4 times circling on IVR almost each time and reach the right person after begging one of them!! cc @ICICIBank_Care
But even now im not sure if I will get my corporate credit card as this is my 2nd attempt of doing all this dance with @ICICIBank_Care #fail
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Leonard Leo picked Kavanaugh.
Leonard Leo is a member of the Council for National Policy.
Wanna know some other members? Kellyanne Conway, Steve Bannon, Wayne LaPierre, David Keene, Ken Blackwell, Erik Prince's Mom, David Bossie (Citizens United) etc etc.
They. Are. Dominionists.
Leonard Leo. CNP. Federalist Society. Theocracy.
Fuck off, Dominionists.
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE-THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT!
Y'all knew the culture and electoral system wouldn't get you there.
So you bought a whole buncha judgeships.
Well, #FAIL.
Boop.
We see you trying to subvert democratic norms, you idiots.
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New #QAnon Thread

9/7/18

These people are stupid.
Their attempts will FAIL.

#QArmy #MAGA #WWG1WGA #Trump #potus #PatriotsFight #FridayFeeIing #FridayMotivation @realDonaldTrump @POTUS
Responses from the board to Q post 2105 regarding the fake chat logs Posobiec falsely reported about in an attempt to discredit #QAnon. #FAIL

#QArmy #MAGA #WWG1WGA #Trump #potus #PatriotsFight #FridayFeeling @realDonaldTrump @POTUS
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Sorry but...what kind of #$&! is this, @nytimes? I'm no fan of the President, but how do you publish an anonymous op-ed that furthers the "fake news" narrative and is lame, trite, and literally adds nothing, substantively, to the conversation?? #FAIL nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opi…
Reminds me of a time when, at @YaleLawSch, we had something called "The Wall." It was a physical wall, upon which students could post anything they wanted -- from grievances about the hummus in the Dining Hall (which was terrible) to commentaries on political events.
There was ONE RULE about The Wall. Anything you posted had to include your name. This was to encourage transparency, honest debate, and the willingness to have the courage to state your views.
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